If a reporter asks me who I'm voting for I will say I'm "undecided"

[Dream Girl]

That way I can be on teevee. Plus get invited to town halls and stuff! I’m smart.🤓

[captain queeg]

1. Hmmm. Not a bad idea.

[TlalocW]

2. Good plan

There might be donuts at these things.

TlalocW

[Claustrum]

5. More than that, I remember a post that Frank Luntz is inviting people for focus groups for

town hall and it includes a 100 dollars reward.

[TlalocW]

12. You can buy a lot of donuts with that

Good thinking.

TlalocW

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I saw a tweet the other day that said undecided means you're a racist but ashamed to admit it.

[The Magistrate]

4. You Will Make A Journalist's Day, Ma'am

The CNN poll this morning listed one percent as undecided. Not quite so rare as hen's teeth, but hardly scattered like the first turning leaves of autumn.

[Totally Tunsie]

6. Only if you miraculously "come around" and commit

to Joe & Kamala at Town Hall's end...you must at least leave there being a good example for all those other "undecideds" to follow.

[bearsfootball516]

7. Hey, as long as you're voting Biden, call yourself what ever you want!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. I'm not going to vote for Biden. Can I get on TV?

I won't vote for him, because I already voted for him. Done. Over. Now I wait.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Being on TV is no big deal this year.

Due to covid, there are no free doughnuts and coffee, no beer & hotdogs, just a bottle of water, a mask, and a seat six feet from anything.

Town halls? Same thing. No buffet line. Maybe not even a swag bag.

Times are tough.

But, good to claim to be undecided. Like claiming to have a unicorn in your barn.

[brooklynite]

9. Sorry - not that easy...

They'll give you a stronger set of profile questions to ask to confirm your status.

[Dream Girl]

11. I'll just trick them cuz I'm smart!

I know 2hat to say. 🙃