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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA Rosh Hashanah joke:
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A very devout Orthodox Jew goes to synagogue and he espies a Talis (prayer shawl) on the rack which he really thinks is beautiful, so In a moment of moral weakness, after the service, he steals it by shoving it down the front of his pants.
The rabbi witnesses this, goes up to him and says, Moishe, what are you doing? I saw you steal that talis. Please put it back. Caught, Moishe reaches down into his pants and begins to withdraw the talis when hes so nervous, that he farts.
The Rabbi says, What, did you also steal the Shofar?
BlueDawn
(892 posts)Funny!.....But I did have to look up the definition of shofar!
IggleDuer
(964 posts)... where he blew ....o forget it!
I refrained from posting that one!
Ilsa
(61,698 posts)Even little boys and girls enjoy that one, I'm sure.