Um... wut? A political mailer from pro-Trump evangelicals seen in Texas.

[soothsayer]

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chris zappone
@chrizap
A political mailer from pro-Trump evangelicals seen in Texas.

[The Magistrate]

1. At A Guess, Ma'am

I would suspect they are led to believe there are at present opportunities to preach baptistry to the orthodox, owing to their anti-christ leader....

[soothsayer]

2. Ok. That's a harmless interpretation I guess

Thank you

[The Magistrate]

3. Or An Apocalyptic End-Times Warning, Ma'am

Russia is imagined to figure in Bible prophecy as a prominent player in the final war culminating in Armageddon and the militant return of the Christ. On the side of perdition, of course....

Whack-a-mole with the bible-beating whack-a-doodles can provide a low entertainment for hours.

[soothsayer]

4. There! I like that one best! Ha

[The Magistrate]

6. For Rum Fun, Ma'am

Look into 'America in Bible Prophecy'....

Not a trick --- any number of people will assure you it's in there, clear as a bell.

[Deacon Blue]

8. Holy St. Basil's Ghost, Vladman! Is DT the Beast? You Decide--

From ‘Formerly Fundie’:

“ In case you too are a bit rusty in the area of biblical predictions about the coming Antichrist and don’t want to be oblivious if such a person were to arise, consider me your chief antichristologist who is more than happy to help you out.

Here are the no-kidding-not-satire-prophecies and signs of the antichrist the Bible tells us to watch out for… and that blew my mind by the time I was done:”

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

[fierywoman]

5. 35% tax rate for these guys.

[Initech]

7. Once again it all comes back to Russia.