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Laelth

(32,017 posts)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:17 AM Sep 2020

For Immediate Release--ANTIFA NAVY HIGH COMMAND


PORTLAND—09.06.20

Following our historic victory at the Battle of Lake Travis, the Antifa Navy High Command extends its appreciation and respect to the brave citizen-warriors who participated in the battle and apologizes to the hungry poor whose food banks generously donated all the soup expended in the campaign. Your sacrifice shall not be in vain!

Preliminary casualty lists are being assembled, but we won’t know the full extent of the carnage until the Magats file all of their insurance claims. Magats, obviously, believe in “personal responsibility.” That’s why they are itching to have their insurance companies pick up the tab for their own, reckless stupidity.

More information forthcoming as it becomes available.



-Laelth
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For Immediate Release--ANTIFA NAVY HIGH COMMAND (Original Post) Laelth Sep 2020 OP
I bet some that sank were rented. pwb Sep 2020 #1
I wondered why kurtcagle Sep 2020 #2
The Antifa fleet is awesome! vlyons Sep 2020 #3
The bottom line (pun intended) is that ballots were delivered to buoy boxes on schedule!! Sancho Sep 2020 #4
G2 intelligence reports underpants Sep 2020 #5
Now that I have stopped laughing, you KNOW that the tinfoil brigade will see this as proof of niyad Sep 2020 #6
Those who don't believe in government programs as "socialist" were happy to be rescued... RainCaster Sep 2020 #7
+1 2naSalit Sep 2020 #8

Sancho

(9,073 posts)
4. The bottom line (pun intended) is that ballots were delivered to buoy boxes on schedule!!
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:28 AM
Sep 2020

...the votes are cast (off) even though MF45 is still underwater!

"Damn the soup, full speed ahead"!

niyad

(115,985 posts)
6. Now that I have stopped laughing, you KNOW that the tinfoil brigade will see this as proof of
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:35 AM
Sep 2020

their paranoid, alcohol-fueled fantasies. I hope it keeps them up at night!

RainCaster

(11,086 posts)
7. Those who don't believe in government programs as "socialist" were happy to be rescued...
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:36 AM
Sep 2020

... by the sherrifs office.

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