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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFor Immediate Release--ANTIFA NAVY HIGH COMMAND
PORTLAND09.06.20
Following our historic victory at the Battle of Lake Travis, the Antifa Navy High Command extends its appreciation and respect to the brave citizen-warriors who participated in the battle and apologizes to the hungry poor whose food banks generously donated all the soup expended in the campaign. Your sacrifice shall not be in vain!
Preliminary casualty lists are being assembled, but we wont know the full extent of the carnage until the Magats file all of their insurance claims. Magats, obviously, believe in personal responsibility. Thats why they are itching to have their insurance companies pick up the tab for their own, reckless stupidity.
More information forthcoming as it becomes available.
-Laelth
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For Immediate Release--ANTIFA NAVY HIGH COMMAND (Original Post)
Laelth
Sep 2020
OP
The bottom line (pun intended) is that ballots were delivered to buoy boxes on schedule!!
Sancho
Sep 2020
#4
Now that I have stopped laughing, you KNOW that the tinfoil brigade will see this as proof of
niyad
Sep 2020
#6
Those who don't believe in government programs as "socialist" were happy to be rescued...
RainCaster
Sep 2020
#7
pwb
(12,144 posts)1. I bet some that sank were rented.
It was reckless and damaging to the shore and docks too.
kurtcagle
(2,135 posts)2. I wondered why
all the torpedoes had Biden / Harris painted on them.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)3. The Antifa fleet is awesome!
eom
Sancho
(9,090 posts)4. The bottom line (pun intended) is that ballots were delivered to buoy boxes on schedule!!
...the votes are cast (off) even though MF45 is still underwater!
"Damn the soup, full speed ahead"!
underpants
(186,058 posts)5. G2 intelligence reports
The Navy Bean soup worked best
niyad
(118,979 posts)6. Now that I have stopped laughing, you KNOW that the tinfoil brigade will see this as proof of
their paranoid, alcohol-fueled fantasies. I hope it keeps them up at night!
RainCaster
(11,440 posts)7. Those who don't believe in government programs as "socialist" were happy to be rescued...
... by the sherrifs office.