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Laelth

(32,017 posts)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:17 PM Sep 2020

The Battle of Lake Travis--a correction (I am in trouble.)

Having posted, earlier today, a theory regarding our overwhelming victory in the Battle of Lake Travis, I was recently contacted by the top brass of the Antifa Navy and “strongly advised” to issue an immediate retraction and correction of my previous announcement on this forum.

I speculated that Seal Team Antifa was responsible for our decimation of the Magat Armada by use of carefully-planted canned-soup mines in the Armada‘s path. I was worng. It was, after all, the Antifa submarine fleet that deserves sole credit for our victory in this historic battle.

Here’s the photographic evidence:



#Dumbkirk



-Laelth
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The Battle of Lake Travis--a correction (I am in trouble.) (Original Post) Laelth Sep 2020 OP
#AntifaNavy Gothmog Sep 2020 #1
It can be fun on occasion. Laelth Sep 2020 #2
This is a worse defeat for truth and justice 3Hotdogs Sep 2020 #20
The hunt for dead October 🤣🤣🤣 Devilsun Sep 2020 #3
Nice! n/t Laelth Sep 2020 #4
Rumor has it the mushroom cloud soup packs the deadliest punch😏 Devilsun Sep 2020 #6
Very likely. Laelth Sep 2020 #10
"SOUP!! SOUP OFF TH' STARBOARD BOW!!" Grokenstein Sep 2020 #5
"LAUNCH COUNTERMEASURES" Laelth Sep 2020 #26
I heard that... Newest Reality Sep 2020 #7
That's top secret information, afaik. Laelth Sep 2020 #8
Sorry! Newest Reality Sep 2020 #9
#Dumbkirk Roland99 Sep 2020 #11
Commander in Chief lays it out for you dummies. rgbecker Sep 2020 #12
He admits it! Laelth Sep 2020 #13
THANK YOU! SoupAnon welcomes your expertise, and recommends your promotion to Admiral bucolic_frolic Sep 2020 #14
Are you sure those aren't cans of Goya beans? BigmanPigman Sep 2020 #15
The Spanish Armada--a lot of those boats sank, too, despite their arrogance. nt tblue37 Sep 2020 #16
Fire forward soup tube one! Lasher Sep 2020 #17
You've got me crying here. Either way, the Antifa Navy destroyed the trump Armada. George II Sep 2020 #18
I've not laughed this much MontanaMama Sep 2020 #19
It's great to see everyone laugh... SergeStorms Sep 2020 #21
I live in Austin (Lakeway) dvan Sep 2020 #22
They can return fire with Goya beans torius Sep 2020 #23
Release the Kraken! keithbvadu2 Sep 2020 #24
I laughed so hard I broke wind and woke up my Dobey. NoMoreRepugs Sep 2020 #25
Official song?? onethatcares Sep 2020 #27
I like it. n/t Laelth Sep 2020 #29
... mcar Sep 2020 #28
LOL Gothmog Sep 2020 #30
The Battle of Lake Travis Gothmog Sep 2020 #31
The Spoils of Warhol Blue Owl Sep 2020 #32
Very good!!!! dixiegrrrrl Sep 2020 #33

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
26. "LAUNCH COUNTERMEASURES"
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 08:58 AM
Sep 2020

“Throw the women in the water to get the soup. Guard the beer!”



-Laelth

bucolic_frolic

(44,632 posts)
14. THANK YOU! SoupAnon welcomes your expertise, and recommends your promotion to Admiral
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:37 PM
Sep 2020

I am commandeering a putt-putt boat armada to help you.

SergeStorms

(19,222 posts)
21. It's great to see everyone laugh...
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:30 PM
Sep 2020

at Donny's Dummies. There's been a dearth of laughter on DU of late, and it's good practice for the humiliating defeat they're going to suffer on November 3, 2020.

dvan

(83 posts)
22. I live in Austin (Lakeway)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:32 PM
Sep 2020

right next to Lake Travis. These morons made my day. I saw a bunch of trucks this morning/afternoon sporting their “Trump 2020 No More Bullshit” flags and thought about how wonderful it would be if their boat parade ran into some choppy waters. Sure enough, because of their own stupidity and refusal to follow basic safety rules, they sucked up public tax money (fire fighters, rescue boats, etc) because well...... freedom!

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