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Sat Sep 22, 2012, 09:21 AM

I realize "Bronzergate" is past its sell-by.

The make up artist apparently has 25 years of experience in the field. I can honestly say I know NOTHING about applying make up and would make anyone look like a clown if I had to do the job. However, I've watched enough ANTM to know that if one has applied so much bronzer that the area around the client's eyes is a different color than the rest of their face so as to make them look like a raccoon in reverse, one has overdone it. Not only that, but I would imagine a professional with 25 years of experience could determine this while the person was still in the makeup chair.

I suppose it's just wishful thinking to speculate on whether harmless-but -effective moments of strategic sabotage perpetrated by the masses actually exist, but after the waiter recorded mitt's fundraiser remarks, I figure anything's possible.

I do know this: more people talked about Bronzer than they did Mitt.

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Reply I realize "Bronzergate" is past its sell-by. (Original post)
pepperbear Sep 2012 OP
littlemissmartypants Sep 2012 #1
Ian David Sep 2012 #2
pinboy3niner Sep 2012 #4
Blue Belle Sep 2012 #6
sarge43 Sep 2012 #3
TlalocW Sep 2012 #5
lunatica Sep 2012 #7
Berlum Sep 2012 #8
HopeHoops Sep 2012 #9

Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 09:25 AM

1. Bronzer

won, Mitt: 0

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 09:28 AM

2. He was already orange BEFORE he got to Univision.

Thanks to Tx4Obama for this good catch...

42. When Romney got off of the plane in Miami 'BEFORE' going to Univision his face was dark-brown
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014239951#post42

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Response to Ian David (Reply #2)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 09:41 AM

4. Univision's makeup artist probably didn't have a color...

...to match the unnatural brorange Mitt showed up with, so he couldn't do much with the spots Mitt missed.

Rumor has it that Mitt makes his own Broangezer concoction from ground-up orange M&Ms to give him that chocolatey-orange appearance.





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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:59 AM

6. The light brown m&m...

lol!

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 09:39 AM

3. I keep wondering about his staff and advisers.

It's been a truism since the Kennedy/Nixon debates that a candidate's appearance vis-a-vis television makes a difference. Didn't anyone notice how bad that Day-Glow orange would look? Or did he wave them off? Either way, if he can't pick competent support or he won't listen to them, another reason not to let him anywhere near the nuke codes. If he can't/won't make good decisions about simple shit ...

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 11:36 AM

5. All I know is Boehner is pissed!

Is Mitt going to steal more of his thunder and start showing up drunk for events before breaking down into crying jags?

TlalocW

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:03 PM

7. I've repeatedly posted that I think the make-up people were Latinos

I'm pretty sure Romney doesn't travel with his own make-up people. At least not until now.

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:07 PM

8. "I did not have Bronzer Sex with that Latinerized audience." - Willard (R - Juan Percenter)

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Response to pepperbear (Original post)

Sat Sep 22, 2012, 12:51 PM

9. Most products are good well past the "sell by" date. He not only forgot the eyes, but the ears too.

 

Hands I can understand. I'm about four races right now based on sun exposure in different areas, but the Kraft chemical orange Mac&Cheese powder they use on Boner and rMoney aren't natural coloration. I'd get pulled over for driving while brown in AZ right now, but all I'd have to do is show them my lily-white belly. I change race every spring and in very short order. By February, I'm mostly back to white (which, along with black, are silly terms since neither really applies).

I think this is worth keeping alive for a while (like through 6 Nov). He's not fooling anyone, and ESPECIALLY not latinos.

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