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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a rare instance of praising one of his White House predecessors, Donald J. Trump on Tuesday hailed Woodrow Wilson for opposing efforts to institute online learning during the 1918 pandemic.
There were a lot of crybabies in 1918 saying, The schools arent safelet the kids learn on their computers, Trump told reporters at the White House. Woody wouldnt hear of it.
Instead, Trump said, Kids went to school and the influenza just kind of disappeared eventually. Woody did a fantastic job.
Trump added that, during the 1918 pandemic, The hallways of schools were jammed with kids. I wish one of those kids had taken a picture with his phone so we could see it today.
Wilsons opposition to online learning inspired Trump to demand in-person schooling for all American children, he revealed.
Its important for them to be in school so they can be as knowledgeable about history as I am, he said. The pandemic of 1918 was one of the main causes of the War of 1812.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-praises-woodrow-wilson-for-opposing-online-learning-during-1918-pandemic
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Hoyt
(54,770 posts)brer cat
(24,565 posts)He is such a moron it's all believable.
lapfog_1
(29,199 posts)is that he actually could have said that, no matter how stupid... the giveaway that this is parody is correctly identifying that the pandemic was in 1918 and not 1917 as the actual Trump would have said.
We said the basically the same thing at the same time!
PatSeg
(47,430 posts)because Trump would have called it the 1917 pandemic!!!
UTUSN
(70,691 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,320 posts)He obviously looks to the latest Trump crazy behavior or statement of the day/hour for inspiration. Yesterday he wrote 2...
dweller
(23,632 posts)thus he scribbles, daily ...
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AmericanCanuck
(1,102 posts)mshasta
(2,108 posts)Always right on the money
captain queeg
(10,196 posts)Ill be so glad after the election not to have to see or hear that abomination again.
SiliconValley_Dem
(1,656 posts)Historic NY
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trackfan
(3,650 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,320 posts)There's an equal chance that it could be actual Trump news...
StevieM
(10,500 posts)ornotna
(10,800 posts)Get it right damn it!
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,320 posts)He must have read Trump's Tweets!