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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jerry-falwell-jr-apology-unzipped-pic_n_5f2b0e2ec5b64d7a55ede1f8?ncid=NEWSSTAND0001Jerry Falwell Apologizes For Pic Of Him With Unzipped Pants In Head-Scratching Interview
The influential evangelical leader said in a slurred voice, Ive apologized to everybody and I promised my kids, Im gonna try to be a good boy from here on out.
By David Moye
Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr. is apologizing for a photo that shows him and a woman posing with their pants unzipped.
The photo, which appears to have been posted to Falwells Instagram account, has since been deleted.
The influential evangelical leader called Lynchburg, Virginia radio station WLNI on Wednesday in an attempt to explain the photo.
You know it was weird, cause she was, shes pregnant, she couldnt get her pants up, and I was, trying to like my, I had on a pair of jeans I havent worn in a long time so I couldnt get mine zipped either, he said.
And so I just put my belly I just put my belly out like hers, he added, explaining that the woman in the photo is his wifes assistant and a sweetheart. I should never have put it up and embarrassed her because, um, anyway, Ive apologized to everybody and I promised my kids, Im gonna try to be a good boy from here on out.
Yeah, no. Promising to be a good boy may have cut it when you were 9 and stole a candy bar. When you are fiftyish and get caught shagging another man's pregnant wife? Not so much.
panader0
(25,816 posts)superpatriotman
(6,257 posts)Dem2theMax
(9,665 posts)I'd love to see video of the wife throwing him out of the house.
idziak4ever1234
(1,257 posts)yellowcanine
(35,715 posts)"Thou hast a becoming pair of breasts, my lady."
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)"studying sin" in all it's evil ways...............
NCDem47
(2,258 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,922 posts)onethatcares
(16,231 posts)"honest honey, the zippers on our pants just fell down the moment the picture was snapped. I was just minding my own business and viola, There I was. Oh, and the black water, that's just my urinalysis sample".
AnotherMother4Peace
(4,261 posts)RE: the woman in the photo. She appears to be the same woman identified as "Sarah" in a nasty Falwell, Jr. video that has been deleted but continues to circulate. Haven't the Falwell, Jrs. identified themselves as swingers?
dickthegrouch
(3,200 posts)To quote Jedi-master Yoda.
sdfernando
(4,970 posts)Brainfodder
(6,424 posts)He's not a normal guy, he peddles religion.
He's odd and it shows?
AnotherMother4Peace
(4,261 posts)yellowcanine
(35,715 posts)onethatcares
(16,231 posts)he's gotten a big ass yacht.....while sending letters asking for money to .................aw fuck it, he's too sick for me to think about.
A YACHT, A FUCKING YACHT Jesus would be proud.
brush
(54,003 posts)MagickMuffin
(16,003 posts)Keep digging. Your excuses are laughable at best.
Solly Mack
(90,814 posts)Thunderbeast
(3,433 posts)...I am asking Jeebus to deliver me from the clutches of the sinner Yoseminites.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,126 posts)Prayer fixes everything doesn't it?
yellowcanine
(35,715 posts)Blue_true
(31,261 posts)She had her pants down, he had his pants down. They were in each others company. Neither one could get their pants back on fully.
Now that raises a question. If both of them had pants that didnt fit, why didnt they realize that before leaving their closet? I have had old shorts from years back among cloths in my closets. When I try on a pair, they fit or they dont, I put on a pair that fits well and wont rip when I bend over or not allow me to close my fly.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,126 posts)pun intended
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)If it was some bad theme joke, he should say so, a lot of friends were in the room doing a skit and him and the woman did the one that was caught on camera.
I noticed that a set of extensive pictures taken on the boat showed a few mostly older men and a few young women. So was the group having a carnal party and some drunken reveler snapped a picture of him and the young woman post tryst, and the dumbass was too stupid to delete such a picture before posting the picture catalog?
Ferrets are Cool
(21,126 posts)hatrack
(59,613 posts)yellowcanine
(35,715 posts)area51
(11,950 posts)AmericanCanuck
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