General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI just heard one of the dumbest anti-mask arguments...
"God created breathing, so the mask is an attack on God's breath."
What's the worst one you've heard?
rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)mucifer
(23,609 posts)Faux pas
(14,706 posts)I don't care to engage with the dinks. I know why they don't wear masks their as stoopid as their stable genius leader and maybe even stoopider.
Crunchy Frog
(26,709 posts)I haven't actually seen that, but we could start pushing it as a counterargument.
Nevilledog
(51,281 posts)Cuz things gotta breathe, dontchknow.
Vogon_Glory
(9,137 posts)After talking with God? Riddle me that, blockheads!
FakeNoose
(32,884 posts)On the other hand, I'm not sure if they read the New Testament either. So ... good point!
Skittles
(153,298 posts)these folk are dumb as all fuck
sanatanadharma
(3,752 posts)Masks cover the face of God, they say, showing their theology to be every bit the equal of first grade level logic.
Breath comes in but breath doesn't go out, according to the CO2 crowd.
Obviously we know, one needs to wear a mask because fetuses can't.
It is just science.
All the anti-mask not-science is tantrum level balderdash.
I doubt that anyone wants their own next ten-hour brain surgery to be done by unmasked doctors and nurses?
There are many jobs requiring mask wearing for the entire work day.
Though some can't put one on long enough to buy baby food or boxes of bolts.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Know what I mean?
C_U_L8R
(45,035 posts)StarryNite
(9,472 posts)Lay this one on the next idiot that comes up with that religious bs.
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"
To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
Then tell the maskless idiot to wear a f*cking mask because god sent them to us so that we can save each other!