Wed May 27, 2020, 02:04 PM
imanamerican63 (10,265 posts)
Can they tie Trump to that rocket and drop him in space?
Than his space force will get off the ground?
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17 replies, 424 views
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imanamerican63 | May 2020 | OP |
dalton99a | May 2020 | #1 | |
Jirel | May 2020 | #2 | |
SoonerPride | May 2020 | #3 | |
smb | May 2020 | #10 | |
Wounded Bear | May 2020 | #4 | |
dameatball | May 2020 | #6 | |
Squeaky41 | May 2020 | #5 | |
lpbk2713 | May 2020 | #7 | |
tinrobot | May 2020 | #8 | |
lame54 | May 2020 | #9 | |
Totally Tunsie | May 2020 | #11 | |
pwb | May 2020 | #12 | |
Chainfire | May 2020 | #13 | |
doc03 | May 2020 | #14 | |
Blue Owl | May 2020 | #15 | |
Sancho | May 2020 | #16 | |
Mendocino | May 2020 | #17 |
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:06 PM
dalton99a (58,190 posts)
1. Send the anus to his planet
Uranus
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:06 PM
Jirel (1,166 posts)
2. Nah.
Just dangle him in the rocket exhaust.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:10 PM
SoonerPride (9,132 posts)
3. It's a SpaceX rocket. Not a Saturn V.
Only so much payload it can handle. 😉
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Response to SoonerPride (Reply #3)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:42 PM
smb (2,214 posts)
10. They'd Probably Need A Saturn VI or VII To Lift il Doofus' Bloated Butt nt
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:12 PM
Wounded Bear (42,218 posts)
4. I don't think the rocket could handle that payload...
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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #4)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:16 PM
dameatball (6,003 posts)
6. Beat me to it. That thing would never get of the launch pad!!
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:13 PM
Squeaky41 (53 posts)
5. Rocket Man
Slim Pickens could give lessons.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:18 PM
lpbk2713 (39,266 posts)
7. It would require a bigger booster to get his ass up off the ground.
But it could be worth it. |
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:23 PM
tinrobot (8,783 posts)
8. Maybe he could sit beneath it to get a better view of the launch.
I hear hydroxychloroquine helps prevent burns.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:35 PM
lame54 (29,272 posts)
9. Lure him in with a promise of getting to wear the helmet
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:48 PM
Totally Tunsie (8,926 posts)
11. Just tell him he'll be weightless...He'll go willingly.
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 02:50 PM
pwb (6,597 posts)
12. I hope people thank him for the rocket.....
It is his we know.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 03:04 PM
Chainfire (4,770 posts)
13. Not a good idea
His body would remain perfectly preserved for thousands of years. I don't want an orange buffoon moon.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 03:16 PM
doc03 (26,870 posts)
14. It couldn't carry his fat ass nt
Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 04:03 PM
Blue Owl (31,098 posts)
15. He's a piece of space junk
n/t
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 04:07 PM
Sancho (8,262 posts)
16. Put MF45 in a Tesla and launch him to the moon....
...if he thought there were girls, golf, and grift on old Luna, he'd be there voluntarily in a nanosecond.
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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)
Wed May 27, 2020, 04:50 PM
Mendocino (5,507 posts)
17. There is a weight limit
for astronauts; 209 pounds.
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