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Wed May 27, 2020, 02:04 PM

Can they tie Trump to that rocket and drop him in space?

Than his space force will get off the ground?

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Reply Can they tie Trump to that rocket and drop him in space? (Original post)
imanamerican63 May 2020 OP
dalton99a May 2020 #1
Jirel May 2020 #2
SoonerPride May 2020 #3
smb May 2020 #10
Wounded Bear May 2020 #4
dameatball May 2020 #6
Squeaky41 May 2020 #5
lpbk2713 May 2020 #7
tinrobot May 2020 #8
lame54 May 2020 #9
Totally Tunsie May 2020 #11
pwb May 2020 #12
Chainfire May 2020 #13
doc03 May 2020 #14
Blue Owl May 2020 #15
Sancho May 2020 #16
Mendocino May 2020 #17

Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:06 PM

1. Send the anus to his planet

Uranus

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:06 PM

2. Nah.

Just dangle him in the rocket exhaust.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:10 PM

3. It's a SpaceX rocket. Not a Saturn V.

Only so much payload it can handle. 😉

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Response to SoonerPride (Reply #3)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:42 PM

10. They'd Probably Need A Saturn VI or VII To Lift il Doofus' Bloated Butt nt

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:12 PM

4. I don't think the rocket could handle that payload...

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #4)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:16 PM

6. Beat me to it. That thing would never get of the launch pad!!

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:13 PM

5. Rocket Man

Slim Pickens could give lessons.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:18 PM

7. It would require a bigger booster to get his ass up off the ground.



But it could be worth it.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:23 PM

8. Maybe he could sit beneath it to get a better view of the launch.

I hear hydroxychloroquine helps prevent burns.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:35 PM

9. Lure him in with a promise of getting to wear the helmet

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:48 PM

11. Just tell him he'll be weightless...He'll go willingly.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 02:50 PM

12. I hope people thank him for the rocket.....

It is his we know.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 03:04 PM

13. Not a good idea

His body would remain perfectly preserved for thousands of years. I don't want an orange buffoon moon.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 03:16 PM

14. It couldn't carry his fat ass nt

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 04:03 PM

15. He's a piece of space junk

n/t

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 04:07 PM

16. Put MF45 in a Tesla and launch him to the moon....

...if he thought there were girls, golf, and grift on old Luna, he'd be there voluntarily in a nanosecond.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Wed May 27, 2020, 04:50 PM

17. There is a weight limit

for astronauts; 209 pounds.

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