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Thu May 14, 2020, 07:18 PM

Borowitz on Rand Paul:

Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing is Making Everyone Despise You

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The senator slso questioned whether wearing a mask protects someone as well as saying incredibly asinine things does.

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"People get all worried about whether other people are staying six feet away from them,” Paul said. “The trick is, if you act like a total jerkwad, people will stay much farther away from you than that.”
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/rand-paul-says-secret-to-social-distancing-is-making-everyone-despise-you?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_051320&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5ca2887bfc942d45132160c2&cndid=25346032&hasha=b32605839fb15db4f440da63064a46ed&hashb=5bae98a5d6525a67aa211c9dfdf30c42b3b9f1f4&hashc=1265a0d5b9216494cadd6335675e53f29bd66100d37557ed8aad285cb6935478&esrc=article-newsletter&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz

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Ilsa May 2020 OP
CaptYossarian May 2020 #1

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Thu May 14, 2020, 07:24 PM

1. Then how does he service Putin?

Nobody's that long. Not even Vlad (the Impaler).

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