Some collected funnies for your enjoyment!
• Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I
turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
• Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or
The Bedroom
• PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
teacher fired for drinking on the job.
• I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go
from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog....
we laughed a lot.
• So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just
find me or do I find them?
• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You
have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no
clue how this place is still in business.
• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
threat.
• I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I
wear?
• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda.
I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the
same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
• Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
= new reply since forum marked as read
oh, so true!!! 
TY for the laughs! It's good medicine!
What did your dog have to say about neighbor & cat? 
Those were great! 
I was talking to a friend yesterday about how we're all dropping quaran or quarantine into casual conversation... told her Happy quaranTuesday, she says, it's quaranMonday, I said, okay seriously, that makes it funnier. 
QuaranCaturday! 
so I guess technically, every day is QuaranCatday!
Some well needed humor. I have to admit it thought...I'm a teacher and I stole the one about suspending the 2 kids. I do love the fact that parents who never taught their kids to respect anyone are now stuck at home with the little shits.
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