We're number one! 335,524 confirmed cases, and plenty more we don't know about.

[milestogo]

Spin that, you moron.

[DonaldsRump]

1. Oh, he will (and he has)

It is the fault of:

1) the Chinese
2) the impeachment
3) the Democrats
4) the Governors
5) the Democratic Governors
6) the Mayors
7) the Democratic Mayors
8) the WHO (sorry Roger and Pete)
9) locusts (see below), and/or
10) anyone else whose name is not Donald J. Trump.

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[magicarpet]

2. The test will tell who should stay home and who is infected.Hi

But trDump wants the truth concealed of how many really got sick.He think the truth of higher numbers will jeopardise his reelection efforts.

[DFW]

3. "Plenty more" indeed

I'd say, add two zeroes to the official number, and you'd still be way short.