My covid recipe: Pure Woo.
I've been self quarantined since March 12th. With no way to test if I have the virus I'm completely relying on rumor and hearsay. No science involved.
Tonic water: It has quinine in it right?
Z-Pack: I secured one, don't ask me how.
Ephedrine: I have to sign for this crap?
Vitamins: C and D
Marijuana: Cutout/Strawman purchase
Garlic: Wards off everything?
Was able to get an appointment for 4-21, maybe they will test me then. In the meantime, I'll stay high and cling to primitive superstitions and mind over matter delusions.
A random placebo should suffice.
My friend gets the monthly box. Not sure what she does with all the mini-bongs, but they are cute. I bought the pumpkin bong and like it a lot. It's a really nice size and fits in my hand perfectly. Plus I love Halloween, so it's a bit of the spooky season sitting on my desk all the time.
I didn't realize that and ended up paying extra in shipping. They have videos on how to clean your bong.
People love it because they don't smell like weed at work but my problem is that I get too high and it's obvious to the bosses.
But they don't really care. They don't like Charlie Work like I do. 😁