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[LaurenOlimina]

1. Any minute...

[LaurenOlimina]

7. The Trump administration reminds me of my worst students.

Late, unprepared, indignant at any input.

[lunasun]

217. +1 and thanks for this thread

[Brainfodder]

222. ....and never improve?

[rzemanfl]

2. Is there a way to watch futures drop while it goes on? n/t

[LaurenOlimina]

3. I thought Futures don't start trading until tomorrow night.

The CNN link is here, though last updated yesterday:

https://www.cnn.com/business/markets/premarkets

[rzemanfl]

4. Thank you. I have always invested in consumer goods. n/t

[Hoyt]

11. LOL. Next time some MFer asks how's my 401K, that's my answer. Good one.

[rzemanfl]

13. Stockbrokers used to call me all the time at work.

I always used that answer.

[Hoyt]

14. It's the best laugh I've had today.

[Demovictory9]

5. i don't think futures trade over the weekend.

https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/

[rzemanfl]

6. Thanks, please see my response above.

[LaurenOlimina]

8. 3 or 4 minutes they say

[irisblue]

9. NPR is carrying it. Listening is different then seeing that preening mango.

[LaurenOlimina]

10. yes...

[LaurenOlimina]

12. Jesus christ... bumped to 1 pm.

[LaurenOlimina]

15. Starting

[irisblue]

16. "148 Countries". He just learned there are more then 30

[irisblue]

24. .

Link to tweet

[HoosierDebbie]

174. Do you suppose he meant "virulent" instead of violent? N/T

[irisblue]

215. That word seems too advanced for his 4th grade level word choices

2 articles
-linguists review his tweets
https ://www.scientificamerican.com/article/two-linguists-use-their-skills-to-inspect-21-739-trump-tweets/

-https://www.marketwatch.com/story/where-trump-has-a-huge-advantage-over-his-rivals-2019-04-15


snip--"the Flesch-Kincaid reading test—showed that Donald Trump speaks at a fourth-grade level"


snip--" What the elites might not get is that Trump’s simple vocabulary is a huge part of his appeal to the two-fifths of Americans who back him. Fancy words and big complex thoughts don’t impress them. Meat and potatoes words do, and that’s Trump."

[crazylikafox]

17. still talking about himself

[underpants]

18. He literally sulked in.

[IcyPeas]

19. trump: get off the stage. isn't this the VP's job?

where is the vp?

[underpants]

22. Pence is within 6 feet just like the other five people on the stage.

[Thomas Hurt]

83. These are meant to replace his Touch Myself rallies he can't do anymore.

[dflprincess]

92. Exactly

Fortunately he's hanging himself with these.

[underpants]

20. Sounds like he's trying to be unifying. Thanked Gavin Newsome but only mentioned the state of NY

Now talking about Mexico and Canada.

[JHB]

21. Plenty of people realize that. It's just that you didin't!

[LaurenOlimina]

23. WE DON'T CARE...

What are you doing?!?!?

[spanone]

25. RACIST GOT TO RACE....CHINESE VIRUS

[IcyPeas]

26. oh great ben carson is there. yawwwwwn

[underpants]

27. Ben Carson looks sleepy

His just standing there makes me sleepy

[gldstwmn]

56. He always looks like that.

High on his own supply.

[Nay]

80. Agree. He always looks doped up to the gills. nt

[Newest Reality]

90. Rumor has it...

Rumor has it he got bored and performed a lobotomy on himself just to see what it was like. You can tell.

[nolabear]

28. He can't even get what he gets right right. Walmart.

They’re well stocked and doing all they can—great! It’s busier than Christmas! 🤦🏼?♀️

[JHB]

29. The "religious leaders" he says.

He means just his fan club

[IcyPeas]

30. is this a repeat of yesterday? tax day? he said this yesterday.

[milestogo]

31. These doctors are standing behind me because I know more than they do.

[underpants]

42. Medicines help people who are sick or help people not get sick

Riveting.

[Nay]

85. Christ on a crutch, did he really say that?? (Sorry, I can't watch The Moron or

my blood pressure shoots straight up into the stratosphere.)

[underpants]

88. Yes he did

[JHB]

32. That's your wake-up cue, Ben

[rufus dog]

33. Wow look at the optics

Carson and the Doc can't even look up.

Reminds me of my youth. When playing on shitty teams, just looking at the ground when the coach went off.

[IcyPeas]

35. I like the optics:

the sign behind them says White Washing . lol

[EarlG]

86. Well would ya look at that...

[paranoid floyd]

137. Carson looks like he has a birthday hat on his head

[DonaldsRump]

226. Excellent! Took me a second! n/t

[Mossfern]

38. They look like

they've just been scolded - very morose.

[rufus dog]

45. Exactly

no motivation, usually when people make mistakes they will take a scolding and move on. If the leader is making the mistakes then you tend to look like Carson and the Doc.

Basically, I don't give a fuck what you are saying.

[Mossfern]

34. First time ever!!!

[lamp_shade]

36. When the question start I'll take the TV off mute.

[stonecutter357]

37. no thanks i would rather lick a subway poll .

[JHB]

39. "6th gear" is a scramble to get necessities becausae of poor planning...

...and nonexistent preparation from your so-called administration.

[steve2470]

40. Dr. Fauci needs to retire, he's being tortured

I cannot stand to look at his LYING FACE (Trump, not Fauci)

Fauci can go to work for CNN or MSNBC.

[crazylikafox]

47. His body language is extremely telling

He looks like he’s holding his hands down so he doesn’t reach up and strangle the asshole

[steve2470]

51. yes

I'm sure it takes all his strength to keep his mouth shut, as he hears the total BS.

[IcyPeas]

41. Does he read any of the reviews about his press conferences?

[lamp_shade]

43. I hope some reporters strapped on the old gonads this morning.

This would be a good day to ask some really tough questions.

[IcyPeas]

49. yes. tough questions like yesterday:

-- mr president what do you tell the people who are scared......

-- that your a very bad reporter

[JHB]

44. Try to pronounce it again, Donnie

[rainbow4321]

46. It's all "I've done it first, never done before

FFS. I I I I Me I I I Me

[JenniferJuniper]

48. "Oh, the cleverness of me!", crowed the Stupid Orange Man

[Ilsa]

50. "...he's been thrown into the swim of it..." ?

He's aphasic. Brain damage.

[JHB]

52. Yes, in November we'll celebrate a victory, but not the one you think

[gldstwmn]

63. So much winning...

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

53. Someone check on the doctor

He looks about to fall out

[underpants]

54. Pence praise show begins

[backscatter712]

55. Heckuva job, Mikey...

[JHB]

57. Geez, just looked at the clock

He rambled that for 15 minutes.

[underpants]

61. I almost went to sleep

[Blue_true]

218. What do you mean you almost fell asleep?

Isn't the sight of Pence's tongue whipping over Trump's ass like an anteater on steroids electrifying?

[IcyPeas]

58. watch trumps face

that's his "I'm really serious and smart and paying attention to every word the vp says" mask

[underpants]

68. His head was going down and he caught himself and stood up straight

[rufus dog]

59. And now the teams resident ass kisser steps up

How much TP is in the Pence house? You need the supply to wipe ass and another supply to wipe his brown nose.

[Mossfern]

60. Prayers making difference?

[IcyPeas]

64. yes. as in...

please god get them off the stage and put the experts on.

[demtenjeep]

203. my prayers are not working-they neither one have the enemy yet

that is only half my prayer

none of them are working as of yet

[IcyPeas]

62. fuck you pence? make a donation to a friggen church?

get off the stage

[underpants]

73. Heard on NPR last week. The average total of members in churches is 60-65

There are a lot of churches that rely on weekly donations.

Pence had to throw that out for the Trump worshippers

[snowybirdie]

65. This presser

is totally unnecessary. He and Pence just reciting word salad.

[underpants]

74. Nothing new

Except the part about Pence's staff member testing positive

[Turbineguy]

204. What was it?

His staff or his member?

[underpants]

208. LMFAO

[LovingA2andMI]

66. Church and State Much???

"I'm going to take a section to remind you, you can continue to make that donation," VP Mike Pence - while talking about churches giving online services.

WTHeck? From the White House podium???

[LiberalFighter]

67. They wasted nearly 20 minutes saying nothing that wasn't already known.

[dflprincess]

69. Did I just hear Pence say

The governors are putting all the recommendations from the presidents plan into effect?

[LiberalFighter]

70. Pence is letting everyone know what the next speakers will be talking about.

Stupid

[Mossfern]

71. I should record this in case

I have insomnia tonight.
Nothing new.

[LiberalFighter]

72. Pence thinks people are electively deciding not to have elective surgeries?

What a fucking idiot.

[IcyPeas]

75. he always reminds me of johnny carson

(except johnny carson was funny)

[LaurenOlimina]

76. So don't get tessted if YOU don't have symptoms, but me...

Well my wife and I are getting tested...

Jesus Christ Mike Pence.

[snowybirdie]

82. Great catch!

No wonder intelligent people don't believe a word they say!

[HoosierDebbie]

200. Exactly!

They say, if you don't have symptoms, don't get tested. Unless you are in a unique position like he is. Ivanka also got tested. Did she have symptoms? Probably not, but she does have a unique position.

[underpants]

77. Every American has followed Trump's directives???

Oh. Trump is just that powerful and significant

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

78. Pence trying to convince us

He is not a potted plant

And failing

[Mossfern]

79. Pence inspirational story

about a very senior lady recovering.

[underpants]

81. Trump just standing there waving people to speak. MUST STAY IN CAMERA FRAME.

Oh uh Fox News briefly cut Trump out of the picture for a graph.

[rufus dog]

84. Nice - throw up a chart proving that testing just started

After claiming tests were available weeks ago.

[IcyPeas]

87. he said "the great american healthcare system/industry" twice

yeah, it's great if your rich or a celebrity.

[Mossfern]

89. Fauci speaks

in a more animated and interesting manner.
He doesn't seem like a zombie.

[5X]

91. They keep touting the states response as if they are responsible,

they are, because the feds are doing nothing.

[IcyPeas]

93. why is trump even there? he's just waiting to get questions from the reporters

this is his new rally. he is not needed to answer questions.

[JHB]

95. So the camera stays on him, of course

Why do you think the camera isn't centered on the podium?

[madamesilverspurs]

94. Trump is wearing

what he thinks of as his "Churchill" face. While wobbling like a weeble.

Ye gods.


.

[JHB]

96. Combo of weeble and figit spinner

[IcyPeas]

98. weeble

[hlthe2b]

99. I call it his "sad sack" face. He thinks it makes him looks "strong." I think it makes him look

like the pathetic moron that he is.

[JHB]

97. "Q: what if you've lost your job"

T: Keep collecting your paycheck.

[underpants]

102. Yeah I was just about to post that. He doesn't think people will lose their jobs.

He has to stay positive. Anything slightly negative reflects on him

[JohnnyLib2]

107. Quote of the day.

[SCantiGOP]

223. yes, keep collecting your paycheck

Just don't forget the facemask and gun when you go to pick it up.

[steve2470]

100. What about the freaking ventilators ??? nt

[JHB]

101. I'm not gonna go over to THEIR turf! Weak!

[IcyPeas]

103. never been anything like this in the history of the world....

the history of the world ....

the likes of which has never been done before....

rinse, repeat

[JCMach1]

104. Read the history of 1918 pandemic

And what worked...

If he did, he would realize how badly he fucked up.

[steve2470]

106. +1 nt

[jpak]

206. He called it the 1917 flu

Idiot

[steve2470]

105. 1918 pandemic, hello ?

Fucking moron.

[JCMach1]

115. Dr.'s and others did many brave and amazing things that saved lives

And this moron never heard of it...

[steve2470]

108. "supplies vastly increased" about N95 masks - Pence

such a liar, the hospitals are running out or have run out

[IcyPeas]

109. where is the token female today? dr. birx?

[underpants]

114. He has Carson

Close enough.

[JohnnyLib2]

121. Y'know; this "team" could easily anticipate and answer that question.

They don't. Another type of incompetence.

[JHB]

110. No matter how I fiddle with my screen settings...

...Pence's lips look orange. Everything else looks ok.

Wonder why that is?

[JHB]

116. He's talking again. Sound is odd too.

I keep hearing kissy noises. Seems to be associated with orange intensity.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

202. A little heavy breathing, too. CV or just excitement?

[underpants]

111. He's suggesting recycling masks? Fauci says there are CDC guidelines.

[steve2470]

112. they are sanitizing the masks because THEY DO NOT HAVE MASKS! jesus nt

[IcyPeas]

113. christian siriano, the designer, is making masks

as are a lot of other volunteers.

[underpants]

117. Fauci AND Pence trying to cover his recycling masks nonsense

[dflprincess]

118. The way Pence just jumped to the podium

Made me realize I'm watching a SNL special.

[JHB]

119. Sulky cranky todder face is out

[IcyPeas]

120. time to blame Obama

[underpants]

130. Yep

[Walleye]

122. Ha. All three local broadcast network channel broke into the trump show and are now showing

Informative news conference from NJ Gov. Murphy.

[still_one]

126. +++

[Paladin]

143. About fucking time they walked away from these daily shit-shows.

They are nothing more than trump campaign rallies---he can't do the Hick Nuremberg shout-outs any more, because of health concerns, hence the daily "health updates." Fuck the whole bunch of them.

[steve2470]

169. would be fine with me nt

[underpants]

123. Aaaaand blaming Obama

[ALBliberal]

124. My respiratory therapist niece hear in Albuquerque

Is expected to use one PPE all day long. She’s picking up a box of restaurant serving gloves from me (used for snack bar at high school).
Shameful

[dflprincess]

134. My niece works as a phlebotomist rotating beteeen

ER and ICU. She told me the same thing.

[ALBliberal]

141. What part of country is she based?

[dflprincess]

146. Minneapolis nt

[steve2470]

125. blaming Obama, right on cue

He never takes responsibility for the shortages of ventilators and masks etc

[SCantiGOP]

224. I really can't believe how Obama screwed up

what is going to happen six months from now.

[IcyPeas]

127. BULL SHIT

saved tens of thousands of lives

[steve2470]

128. such a fucking liar, he makes me sick

Makes me sicker that so many buy his BS

[ALBliberal]

144. LETS VOTE THE CLOWNS OUT IN NOVEMBER!!

[steve2470]

148. yes!!!!! nt

[dflprincess]

129. There he goes blaming "other administrations"

For doing "very little". But doctors can't believe how much "we've" been doing. He's saved tens of thousands of lives.

[steve2470]

131. they are denying the reality on the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Baghdad Bob level lying and BS.

[underpants]

132. He's going JAZZ HANDS now

[IcyPeas]

133. I think he's starting to get mad

[underpants]

135. Fauci and Pence and the guy who looks like Michael Keaton had to cover for him

His stupid ass comment about recycling masks

[steve2470]

136. cannot trust a freaking word out of Trump's mouth

He says optimistic stuff, and I think he's lying automatically.... on rare occasions he tells the truth.

[Totally Tunsie]

138. Jesus, donnie...You said this was all a hoax.

[dflprincess]

139. Softball about how his hotel business is being hurt

Just to be sure we feel sorry for him.

[underpants]

142. He says some places need to close as he has at least 5 people within 6 feet

[Mersky]

193. And touches the podium a million times

Then waves his accordion hands in front of his yammering face.

[IcyPeas]

145. Virus Drug Touted by Trump, Can Kill With Just Two Gram Dose

The drug touted by the U.S. President Donald Trump as a possible line of treatment against the coronavirus comes with severe warnings in China and can kill in dosages as little as two grams.

China, where the deadly pathogen first emerged in December, recommended the decades-old malaria drug chloroquine to treat infected patients in guidelines issued in February after seeing encouraging results in clinical trials. But within days, it cautioned doctors and health officials about the drug’s lethal side effects and rolled back its usage.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-20/virus-drug-touted-by-trump-musk-can-kill-with-just-two-grams

[IcyPeas]

147. YOU KNEW IS JANUARY YOU F'ING LIAR

[underpants]

149. He likes the pretty lady's softball question

[yonder]

212. Yep. He perked right up there.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

150. Who's the blonde with the WaPo tee-up question?

[handmade34]

151. OAN

trump TV

[Gidney N Cloyd]

154. Ah, the Ein Volk News network.

[IcyPeas]

158. OAN is worse than Fox.... think about that

[SCantiGOP]

225. Much, much worse

Fortunately, they are carried on very few cable outlets, but trump has mentioned them several times when talking about how bad FOX is becoming when FOX actually behaves somewhat like a real network for 5 minutes.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

155. He loves her question, her writing, & how the fake media abuses him. Oh he loves her.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

168. She reminds him of his religious advisor.

[underpants]

210. Hilarious.

[underpants]

161. Jenn Pellegrino OAN

[IcyPeas]

152. GET HIM OFF

[crazylikafox]

153. He's losing it

How long did that take this time?

[IcyPeas]

156. THE SHIPS AREN'T READY does he know this?

[JHB]

157. The medical ships that are in drydock?

[Loryn]

159. He closed Europe.

I can't yell at the TV anymore. I'm going to hurt myself.

[yonder]

216. Key word: HE. He, we, me, my and I.

Can't stand him.

[lunasun]

160. Democrats being mean to me

[maveric]

162. Carson is falling asleep standing behind him.

What a Shit Show.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

181. Has he spoken at any of these rallies-- I mean, press conferences?

[Loryn]

220. He's in a coma.

[steve2470]

163. such a waste of time, just give us the doctors and FEMA

We could have this over in 15 minutes and not waste time listening to HIS lying and rambling and BS

[JHB]

164. Q: "When did you learn?"

T: "Look it up".

[underpants]

165. When did you first know this was going to be a problem?

Trump: as soon as I knew I started the closings.

Then blames China.

[dflprincess]

166. Why won't someone all a question that will send him over

the edge?

Just about it out

[Mossfern]

167. Blaming China

he didn't say when he was first briefed.

[SCantiGOP]

227. pronounced Jie-nuh

[Mossfern]

170. Still obfuscating

[dpibel]

171. Wow. He gave away the scripted question game.

In the middle of a ramble, he pointed to a reporter and said, "I think you're gonna ask about the China responsibility."

I guess it's just his superjeenyus clairvoyance in action.

[IcyPeas]

175. I heard that too? WTF?

[yonder]

219. I heard that too. Signifigance went over my head, though.

[underpants]

172. Reporter asking about Jan. 24th tweet of his praising China

Trump says China has "gone through hell" and done well but they could've told him sooner.

[handmade34]

176. a reporter needs

t ask why he called it a hoax on FEBRUARY 29!!!!!!

[underpants]

173. Ventilators are machines.

[IcyPeas]

178. are they beautiful machines?

[underpants]

179. Very very complicated machines

That's what he said.

[yonder]

221. And less than 5 minutes later, Pence said

"Not very complicated" or "not much to them (paraphrased)

[steve2470]

183. lol ! "so delicate" he said , jeez nt

[handmade34]

182. omg

a great revelation... trump is learning so much these days

[steve2470]

177. such an idiot about the ventilators....

oh Monday we get good news...... we'll see

[underpants]

185. Weren't we getting the beautiful website last Monday?

[steve2470]

189. yea, such a lie by he and Kushner nt

[still_one]

188. on Monday we will see just how bad the unemployment numbers are

[steve2470]

194. Pence said on Monday he has news about ventilators, I think I heard ? nt

[still_one]

199. Thanks

[ALBliberal]

180. First time I have listened to one of these briefings

It’s 12:00 somewhere right?

[JHB]

184. There are those kissy noises in my earphones again.

[JHB]

186. Back to Obama blaming

[lunasun]

187. Is Ben Carson sleeping or praying ? Really with him it could be either but stay in the moment please

[underpants]

190. Kelley O'Donnell cutting to it. Is anything you're telling us actually being done?

[underpants]

192. Trump: You're an adult. You understand, right?

[Mossfern]

191. Is he gone now?

Can we come out?

[JenniferJuniper]

195. He just stomped off.

[steve2470]

197. good, he needs a nap and his binkie I'm sure nt

[AnotherMother4Peace]

201. He slowly walked away, hunched over, like an old broken piece of shit. nt

[underpants]

196. Yes. He's gone. Kelley O'Donnell's question did him in.

Skulked Out.

She asked "Is anything you are telling us actually getting done?"

[CanonRay]

198. Why doesn't somebody ask Pence why

he and Mother are being tested if they're not showing symptoms. Thought those were the rules.

[IcyPeas]

205. see my post 145.

[sop]

207. Lies, lies, lies...nothing but lies!

[IcyPeas]

209. Doesn't pence feel diminished?

he is supposed to be the head of this task force, but trump totally takes over. we don't need both of them..... especially the orange one.

[underpants]

211. No screen time for Trump?

Come on. He thinks he's swooped in and made everything better. Everyone just loves hearing from him.

[IcyPeas]

213. unfathomably, some think that is true.

[Gothmog]

214. Ron Klain, former White House Ebola Response Coordinator, breaks it down for us

Link to tweet

[58Sunliner]

228. Thanks folks. Tired of screaming at my TV.