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Sun Mar 15, 2020, 05:35 PM Mar 2020

TRUMP'S PRAYER on his National Prayer Day

"Our Father, who art in Heaven, which is a big place, many people say maybe the biggest, but many people say, and these are the best people, that Mar-a-Lago and Doral are far more beautiful, holler out thy name.

Thy kingdom come, heh, so will mine, so will mine, thy will be done, hey my will is almost done, just have to put the finishing touches on how to screw Eric out of everything, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Did I mention how much nicer Mar-a-Lago is than Heaven? I heard there is no wall around Heaven, some very nasty people in there.

Give us this day our daily bread, and make that bread a bun with sesame seeds on it dripping with special sauce, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Sorry, God, Big Guy, this makes no sense, I'm going after every single brown or black that trespasses on Doral property, excuuuuuse me??? Am I right????

And lead us not into temptation, like those bitches who flaunt their pussies right in my face nonstop, they want me so bad, but deliver us from evil, oh yeah baby, DELIVER ME from that Nancy Pelosi, in fact can you deliver her to Italy, to some infected hospital, thanks I appreciate that. She speaks Italian anyway right, never trust those people. Swarthy. They sweat.

For thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory, oh man, God, you and I are SO MUCH ALIKE, forever and ever, hehehe just like my Presidency.

Omen. Uhhh, Ahhh Men? Hominy? Whatever."

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TRUMP'S PRAYER on his National Prayer Day (Original Post) BamaRefugee Mar 2020 OP
It's just a quick sketch. Feel free to improve it or add your own ;-) BamaRefugee Mar 2020 #1
It was just fine True Blue American Mar 2020 #2
May it go viral. fierywoman Mar 2020 #3
The only prayer that he recites... SeattleVet Mar 2020 #4
"Lord ... how come the stock market doesn't see I'm the most perfect prez ever? muriel_volestrangler Mar 2020 #5


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5. "Lord ... how come the stock market doesn't see I'm the most perfect prez ever?
Sun Mar 15, 2020, 07:10 PM
Mar 2020

I'm beginning to think You're not the deity who should be in charge of luck, right now. Looks like you're a fake god. Jared says his man MBS swears by Allah, bigly. Get things sorted or I'm outa here."

S&P 500 futures trigger overnight limit-down band of -5%.

At this point, they can trade higher, but not lower, until the cash market opens at 9:30 a.m. ET.

Currently 7.5K contracts offered at 2,550.50.

Contracts on the S&P 500 have now triggered limits in five of the past six sessions.

This comes despite the Fed slashing interest rates by a full percentage point to near zero, and boosting its bond holdings by $700B.


So they're saying things are as bad as the rules of the futures market allow.

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