"Self-published" book goes off the deep end completely for a fundy...

[Archae]

Uneducated and self-appointed "moral authority" of a writer comes out with a 600+ page "book" of her rantings in all caps, showing how illiterate she actually is.

#2307: Eliyzabeth Strong-Anderson

Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson is a fundamentalist that managed to become something of an internet sensation when she released her self-published book BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN‼ in 2008. Selling for $150 on amazon, the 648-page book is written in all-caps, presumably since God is in Heaven and Heaven is really far away, so God has to scream really loudly for Strong-Anderson to hear him here on Earth. It is also seemingly utterly unconcerned with tense, grammar or punctuation. The first sentence, “"YES: GOD KNOWS YOU HEART AND GOD KNOWS YOUR INTENTIONS: BUT>>: THE VERY ACT AND THOUGHT OF BIRTH CONTROLING> IN A CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE: HAS ROBB GOD AND THE CHURCH OF MANY PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN: **CHILDREN RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A TRUTH AND A KEY TO FUTURE AND PROSPERITY OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD AND HEAVEN. **”, really sums up the whole book.

http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2020/02/2307-eliyzabeth-strong-anderson.html

[Rider3]

1. Jesus...

[dalton99a]

2. WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD

“AS YOU CAN SEE WHY THIS BOOK IS IMPOTANT FOR EVERY: ONE TO READ. **TEH LORD JUSES DEMANDS ITS TO BE SO!! **OVER A ONE-HUNDRED DOLARS IS CHEAP FOR THIS AMONT OF HOLY INFNORMATON. **YOU WANT TO BE A COMPENTANT HOLYSPIRIT PRACTITIONER DONT YOU?? *GET NOW OR BURN IN HELLFUR!!**”

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Hellfur?

Is that like a really, really bad hair day?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

6. See, e.g., Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Definitely.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. Hellfur illustrated ...

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/trump-hair-wind-air-force-one

[JHB]

4. On the other hand...

"TAYRENROSUARAS RAX WAS SATAN IN DISGIUSE AS A DINESAUR" may be the most unintentionally cool thing I've ever read.

I may just change my name to Tay Renro Suaras and start a foodie blog, DineSaur.

[malaise]

9. Careful that wild meat might cause

TAYRENROSUARASVIRUS aka CDC-6000 years

[2naSalit]

5. Does this qualify as

holy sh*t?

[Archae]

7. I got a laugh from one of the reviews, a "5-star" review no less.

"Better than the first edition which was written on the walls of a mental institution in feces..."

[malaise]

8. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[bitterross]

10. I guess she missed the part about women remaining silent.

Funny that she missed the parts about how women are not supposed to speak in church and, therefore, shouldn't be preaching.

BUT HEY, IT'S OKAY FOR HER I'M SURE GOD MUST HAVE TOLD HER SHEEZ AND ACCEPTION.

[Demovictory9]

13. MY DAUTHERS GO TO SCHOOL AND HAVE A EVIL TEACHERS: THEY MAKE THEM DO HOMMWORK. **WHY?? BECAUSE THEY

MY DAUTHERS GO TO SCHOOL AND HAVE A EVIL TEACHERS:> THEY MAKE THEM DO HOMMWORK. **WHY?? BECAUSE THEY ARE TEACHING THE EVIL WORKS OF DARWIN. **BUT THE TEACHRERS ARE NOT FILL OF THE: HOLYSPIR