Li'l Billy to Li'l Susie: "Let's play 'President's Counsel'!"
Susie: "President's Counsel? How do we play that "
Billy: "Well, we take turns standing behind a---a---pony-um and we wave our arms while we talk real loud and, and---snotty! We say bad stuff about people called 'Democratic collies'."
Susie: "But, I wouldn't know what bad things to say. Besides, my aunt has a collie and I love that dog!"
Billy: "They're not dogs! Well, sometimes they do call the women Democrats b------- Never mind that! You just make up bad stuff and you say Democrats did it or said it. Easy-peasy!"
Susie: "But, won't that make the Democrats mad? Won't they say bad stuff back to us?"
Billy: "No, silly! They're DEMOCRATS: they think they should stick to the facts and the truth. So, do you wanna play?"
Susie: "OK, I'll be one o' them Democrats."