Republicans Need To Announce Prince Harry As A Witness For Trump's Impeachment Trial!
I don't mean the Republicans need to subpoena Prince Harry, just announce they "will" call him to testify to distract America. What a frigging great idea!
Think about it. People love the royals, and Prince Harry is no longer an acting royal, and probably has the time. Harry can testify if he has to, and it would be an incredible distraction from Trump's numerous obvious crimes. Isn't that (distractions) going to be the point going forward for the Republicans? Just like in the House with zero references to the facts surrounding all of Trumps crimes, just hours of showing monkeys flying out of lying Republican assholes, mocking justice, truth, and the rule of law (and their oaths to the constitution too).
Harry, yer up. Raise your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
I just thought of something funny. Could anyone imagine Trump swearing to tell the truth about anything. Good thing I wasn't swallowing a sip of coffee when that thought crossed my mind....
Peace