I walked into a Hipster Coffee Shop and everyone was whispering about Jacob Wohl getting indicted.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-wanted-on-felony-arrest-warrant?ref=author

Jacob Wohl Wanted on Felony Arrest Warrant

Conservative operative Jacob Wohl is wanted on a felony arrest warrant in California, a development that could hamper his spree of bizarre, blundering political schemes.

Wohl and former business partner Matthew Johnson were both charged with the unlawful sale of securities in a Riverside Superior Court criminal complaint filed on Aug. 19.

Wohl has not been arrested yet on the charge, according to the court docket. Prosecutors recommended $5,000 bonds for both Wohl and Johnson.

The allegation that Wohl and Johnson unlawfully sold securities centers on one of Wohl’s financial companies, Montgomery Assets. A warrant application filed by the Riverside County District Attorney’s Office notes that the three-year statute of limitations on the case was set to expire at the end of August 2019, meaning prosecutors had to file by the end of last month if they wanted to pursue charges.

[TeamPooka]

1. I'll keep an eye out. If he comes to ventura county and I see him I'm calling the cops.

[marble falls]

2. It was inevidable. And this will not be the only time.

[Me.]

3. What Qualifies As A Hipster Coffee Shop

asking for a friend

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. If you have to ask, you must not be hip.

If I knew what qualifies as a hipster coffee shop, I guess I would be hip, too.

sigh.

[Me.]

10. But Maybe You Are

because for people who are truly 'cool' it's just a fact of life and not something they make note of. It's only people who want to be cool who do. So maybe you are but just don't know it

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. Dunno about "hip", but now I'm certainly confused.

The only coffee shop I visit occasionally is named "Tim Hortons". I think it's not very hip, but the coffee's ok and the price is reasonable.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Unfortunately for poor Jacob, Laura Loomer was driving the getaway car.

[demmiblue]

5. Ha, ha!

[NewJeffCT]

6. One of the few minor celebs that have blocked me on Twitter

of course, he had like 30 IDs, but at least the original account blocked me

Hope his idol Donny Trump follows him by being indicted

[Initech]

7. Where's Nelson when you need him?

Ah that felt good!!!

[UTUSN]

8. K&R

[Liberal In Texas]

11. Another RW GRIFTER.

What a corrupt society we have to put up with.