There'll always be an England.....

[brooklynite]

A new British TV show: "Mums Make Porn"

Following the principle “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em”, this two-part series has five British mothers convene to investigate the variety of pornography out there, huddled over a laptop with tea and scones, then brainstorm their own scenarios, attend a few filmings and finally produce a scene they can be proud of.

“It would be nice to be involved in something I would be happy about my children seeing,” says Emma, with the upbeat maternal spirit and complete obliviousness to interpretation that could immediately quash worldwide porn addiction.

The participating mothers run the gamut from a Malaysian-born Christian, Jane, who has never seen porn (“Close up shots of genitalia,” she frowns over her reading glasses, “why?”) to porn connoisseur Anita who pitches, “an orgy where there’s triple-penetration with consent”.

Video promo:

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