George Galloway’s Guide To Sexual Etiquette to be ready for Christmas

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http://newsthump.com/2012/08/21/george-galloways-guide-to-sexual-etiquette-to-be-ready-for-christmas/

Middle-aged men unsure how to control their penis can look forward to a Christmas stocking filled with helpful hints from George Galloway, publishers confirmed today.

His publisher explained, “This is a man who pretended to be a cat on national television in order to lick himself in front of a female celebrity – what he doesn’t know about sex isn’t worth knowing.”

Galloway is also said to have set aside a chapter on Julian Assange, insisting that people who know lots of secrets should be allowed to have sex with anyone they want, as often as they want.

The book has also secured a foreward from US Congressman Todd Akin, which reads, “George knows what he’s talking about when it comes to rape, trust me, an expert recognises a fellow expert.”

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1. Hadn't noticed it was Newsthump

until the last para.

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2. Foreign Office; ‘Ecuador can keep Assange as long as they take Galloway as well’

In a move that has surprised most but pleased many, the British Government has given Ecuador one final option to resolve the current diplomatic crisis. They can keep Julian Assange, but have to take George Galloway as well.

Assange, who was due to be extradited to Sweden for questioning over sexual assault allegations, was given political asylum in the Ecuadorian embassy in London. Although many expected the political fallout, the lack of oil and dictators involved meant nobody could have predicted Galloway’s mouth opening.

The Respect MP has released a podcast that defends the sexual practices of Mr Assange. Mr Galloway tells listeners that he believes ‘sex with Mr Assange was like my experience in the Big Brother house. I got shafted over and over again but only had to sign one consent form.’

This is not the first time Galloway has backed unpopular characters. In the lead up to the Iraq War, Mr Galloway sympathised with Saddam Hussain. He told Iraqi State television ‘when a citizen declares he would die for his country, he shouldn’t have to be asked again before testing chemical weapons on him and his village. His initial consent means it’s not genocide.’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/08/20/foreign-office-ecuador-can-keep-assange-as-long-as-they-take-galloway-as-well/