Profiles in Crazy, XLV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented (Rapper for Hire) Trump is saying: "A lot of you have wondered what my major address on the the crisis at our border and the government shutdown will be. But in honor of the government shutdown I furrowed my speech-writers and so have nothing to say except these three things I wrote myself: There was no collusion, nada, zip. God-Bless America. And have a nice day."

[In_The_Wind]

1. Heartless idiot.

[Eyeball_Kid]

2. Eh, "45" is written as XLV in Roman numerals n/t

[skip fox]

7. I forgot. Thanks.

Will correct.

[Aussie105]

3. Caption:

Trump sits there, unblinking, for ages, cameras rolling, zooming in slowly.

Then: 'Like the shut down? All the Dems fault! They made me do it!
I have a new tie, like it, it reaches down to my feet when I sit down.
Got some left over food here, if anyone is hungry.
The Union is fine, don't worry, my Bigly Brain is on the job!'

Camera goes all wobbly and out of focus. Camera guy is either laughing or crying, can't tell.

Off camera: Trump says 'There, I did real well!'

But a one liner caption is called for:

I'm Donald, King of The Castle, and you are not. Sucks to be you!

OR

My fellow Americans. How did I get here? You didn't want me here, I don't want to be here. What went wrong?

[skip fox]

8. All are well done.

[Bob Loblaw]

4. "Those bastards from Clemson

ate all the Big Macs, somebody bring me a bucket of Extra Crispy."

[OxQQme]

5. "Furrowed my speech writers"---lol

[Johonny]

6. I have just announced that I have built the wall. It's done. It's incredible. You're going to love

it. Now you can't see the wall. It's very shy, very shy. But it's there. It's there. On the border. 100 hundred percent there. I showed those democrats, who hate security, a thing or two. A thing or two. They wanted open borders and possibly to open a new Starbucks. But I will not let that happen. I mean, I did not let that happen. Because the wall. It's totally there. A complete and total victory for me. In the immoral words of George Lincoln, ask not what the whites of their eyes, just damn the torpedoes into a thousand points of liberty or death. I think that says it all. Enjoy the wall. Enjoy it.