If I just won a major sports championship title...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

...and I knew I had to go to the Trump White House, and I knew all I would get there is fast food...

...I’d seriously cut out the middle man and drive myself over to the local McDonalds and eat there myself.

Because the clown at McDonalds is far less embarrassing than the clown at the Donald’s.

[Scurrilous]

1. Yep.

[brush]

2. Hahahahaha! That last sentence is brilliant. Great word smithing.

[RockRaven]

3. Also then at least the food would be the correct temperature.

Fast food gets pretty nasty (or "even nastier" depending on one's tastes) once tepid, which probably only takes 15 minutes or so. That stuff will have been sitting around for many hours by the time they are expected to eat it. Barf!

[DoctorJoJo]

7. One Would Have Thought They'd Have At Least Had Warming Capabilities! Ptomaine City!

[Tipperary]

4. You said that perfectly!

[Laffy Kat]

5. If you just won a major sports championship title...

Chances are you don't eat fast food to begin with.



tRump can't do anything w/o projecting. He thinks because he likes eating all that high-fat, high-sodium, high-calorie grub why wouldn't his guests? Such a egotistical dope.

[Bob Loblaw]

6. And then I'd go to the WH

and drop a big honkin' stinky McDonald's deuce in the Twitter room and leave it there to greet him on his next trip there.

[malaise]

8. If I had won a major sports championship, I'd boycott

the Con's WH.

[GoCubsGo]

9. You would have to get an invitation, first.

The University of North Carolina women's field hockey team won the national championship in November, after a season where they went undefeated. They have yet to receive their White House invitation. I don't expect they ever will. I kind of hope they'll all head over to their local McD's and pose in front of the Ronald McDonald stature in the kiddie area. They deserve to extend their middle fingers, but I expect they have too much class for that.

[LiberalFighter]

13. They could do better than that.

Go to a nice place to eat as a team and take a photo including the trophy. Then tweet it.

[uponit7771]

10. K&R, and your food would be warm

[debsy]

11. OOOOhhhhh! Sizzlin' burn!

I'll bet you could cook some good hambirders on THAT!

What a classless buffoon that thing in the Oval Office is. Of course, that is an insult to classless buffoons.

[Cha]

12. Brilliant! poor kids!

[czarjak]

14. Dabo's "God is good because I won a football game"attitude...

Kinda deserved it.