John Boehner is writing a memoir

[True Dough]

Let's help him out by suggesting some titles for his autobiography.

https://www.latimes.com/books/la-et-jc-john-boehner-book-20181219-story.html


I'll offer this:

Short-Circuited Speaker

The life and times of a shut-down obstructionist


What do you think, John?

[Iggo]

1. *Hiccup*

[UTUSN]

2. O.K., you beat me.

[Iggo]

3. I saw that pic, and that's what I heard.

[erronis]

4. Cry baby? Mr. Crocodile Tears? The man who made orange fashionable?

[madinmaryland]

8. tRump is the new Boehner?

[erronis]

9. Baby Boner?

At least teenage? Wannabe?

Gotta be something about his addiction to aspartame and meth. I don't know anything about these.

[GReedDiamond]

5. Boehner is now promoting legal cannabis...

...for which I am sure he is being richly rewarded.

[IcyPeas]

6. He is making $$ now off Cannabis

claims he has never tried it though.

The Republican former Speaker of the House has joined the advisory board of Acreage Holdings, a company that cultivates, processes and dispenses cannabis in 11 U.S. states. Boehner’s endorsement, after saying nine years ago he was “unalterably opposed” to legalization, could be considered a watershed event: Marijuana has gone mainstream.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-11/ex-speaker-john-boehner-joins-marijuana-firm-s-advisory-board

[ChubbyStar]

7. Vodka Tears of a Barfly n/t

[bearssoapbox]

10. 'MY LIFE AS A STALE, ALCOHOL SOAKED BUTT'

By

I'ma Boozehound

[912gdm]

11. Oily Chic

[TlalocW]

12. Typical passage

I looked at the... President I think, or maybe it was a senator... could have been Netanyahu... through rum-soaked eyes and said, "Yeah, that one thing y'know... <giggles for a few seconds> If we don't handle it now or later, it could be... bad, I guess? <loud belch... few seconds of silence... starts sobbing uncontrollably)."

TlalocW

[dhill926]

13. looking forward....

to not reading it...