Richard Land: Donald Trump Is 'A Genetic Marvel'

[Initech]

Richard Land appeared on TheDove TV’s “Focus Today” program last week, where he declared that President Trump is “a genetic marvel” who is working tirelessly for the betterment of this nation.

Land claimed that Trump, who reportedly works just a few hours a day and prefers to spend most of his time watching television and tweeting endlessly, goes “full bore” from 5 a.m. to midnight and is working so diligently that he is wearing out his 30 year-old staffers, who can’t even keep up with him.

“President Trump is the Energizer Bunny,” Land said. “He gets up at five in the morning, he goes to bed at midnight and it’s full bore all the way in between. He’s a genetic marvel.”

Land went on to assert that evangelical Christians continue to support Trump despite his adulterous and generally unseemly past because “he’s a very different man than he was five or ten years ago. He’s a very different man morally, he’s a very different man spiritually. I think the nature of his third marriage is one that Christians would be much more comfortable with.”

“When it came down to a binary choice between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, I’ll take Donald Trump every day and twice on Sunday,” Land added. “I believe Donald Trump is a more moral man than Hillary Clinton is a moral woman. I believe he’s more moral, I believe he is more of a law-abider, I believe he’s a far better person to be president of the United States than Hillary Clinton.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/richard-land-donald-trump-is-a-genetic-marvel/

OMFG these people are fucking nuts!

[FreepFryer]

1. He sounds like Hanover Fiste, testifying for the murderer Captain Sternn...

[localroger]

29. I've been trying to figure out exactly who in the Trump admin has the Loc Nar pendant.

"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm!" Reminds me of a few people actually.

[FreepFryer]

30. It's gotta be Tiffany. She's laying low and letting the green ooze flow :) nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. You were warned to stay away from the brown acid, Mr. Land.

Now look what it's gone and done to you.

[DavidDvorkin]

3. Land looks like quite the genetic marvel, himself.

[dalton99a]

4. He is a giant fucking rat on meth

that likes to play golf and eat McDonald's.

[Initech]

16. And then leaves the wrappers on the floor.

[Guppy]

5. Really

then why would a moral person question Obama's birth and lie about sending out private investigators to hawaii when he hadn't

That is the question this asshole needs to be asked.

[Gothmog]

6. Denial is not just a river in Africa

[violetpastille]

7. Genetic Marvel

Sort of true. Marvel in an "evil mutant" sense.

It is astonishing that he alive when so many better people are dead.

[Eliot Rosewater]

8. And I rest my case. Mr. Land is as much a traitor as rump and mcconnell. You support the

traitor you ARE a traitor.

[rusty fender]

9. A genetic marvel in that

he is a giant, breathing, stinking turd

[C_U_L8R]

10. He's more of an Adderall sniffing machine

Which explains a lot.

[Takket]

11. That's a great stand up routine!

Someone should give him an HBO special.

[Different Drummer]

12. I stopped reading at the point where Land said...

Trump is working for the betterment of the nation. That was when my BS meter went off.

[Vinca]

13. He's right! Who knew a turd could walk????

[smirkymonkey]

14. Yes. A genetic marvel in that the fat, bloated, lazy good-for-nothing

is actually still alive at his age after a lifetime of greasy fast food, diet-coke, snorting speed (allegedly), not exercising, being a rageaholic and raw-dogging prostitues and porn stars. He should have kicked off years ago.

[ProudLib72]

18. Ha! I was thinking the same thing

Why doesn't his body just give up and keel over? Preservatives from all the crap food he eats maybe?

[Totally Tunsie]

19. Only the good die young.

[GeorgeGist]

15. Ignorant...

💩

[Liberal In Texas]

17. They really do live in an alternative universe. n/t

[dameatball]

20. File this under "Quotes From Dick Land."

[Initech]

21. Worst amusement park ever!

[dameatball]

23. Ya got that right. "Mr. Toadstool's Wild Ride" is not worth the price of admission. So I heard.

[Initech]

24. And there, "It's A Small World" has a completely different meaning!

[JHB]

22. He gets a hole-in-one every time!

Sometimes two holes in one me stroke, as it lands in the cup, long enough to count, and then the stupendous backspin launches it straight into the next hole.

His body is so efficient that he's never needed to use his golden toilet!

His planes don't use fuel because his mere presence holds them aloft!

[lunatica]

25. Doing his thinking with his gut I guess

It’s a phenomenon MAGAmarvel

[riversedge]

26. The Onion has so many copycats.

[qazplm135]

27. it is a miracle

that someone could be that full of crap and not have it literally coming out of his ears.

[The Genealogist]

28. I see Trump has hired the same propagandist hat the Kim lot in North Korea use

[LuckyCharms]

31. He meant to say "genetic hair throng".

[cagefreesoylentgreen]

32. Charles II of Spain

Charles II of Spain was a genetic marvel too. So much so that trying to chart his family tree in only three dimensions is too limiting.

[VOX]

33. "Our Fuhrer is the Supreme Exemplar of the New Ubermench, the Master Race! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!"

Can this Grade-A shitfest get any more “Strange-!ovian”? Genetic marvel my ass.

The only thing that keeps the overweight dinosaur rumbling forward is spite, envy, ill will, cluelessness and indolence. And a diet designed to be fulminant enough to make the subject spontaneously combust. (if only.)

https://goo.gl/images/GLJjaU

[NewJeffCT]

34. but, he can't keep up with the walking Angela Merkel

so, needed a golf cart at the G7 last year?