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PCIntern

(25,544 posts)
Mon Dec 10, 2018, 09:27 PM Dec 2018

Remember the new definition of "Santorum"? Well what is that of "smocking"?

Mine is: it is the sound from the bowl of the toilet when a combination of Trump Hair, dye, Great Looking Hair Formula #9 (Ronco's GLH-9), tanning spray particles, and semen is flushed.

(I added the last for vomity-verisimilitude)

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Remember the new definition of "Santorum"? Well what is that of "smocking"? (Original Post) PCIntern Dec 2018 OP
Vomity indeed blur256 Dec 2018 #1
Oh no! In reality it's that really cute stitching on little girls' dresses! Squinch Dec 2018 #2

blur256

(979 posts)
1. Vomity indeed
Mon Dec 10, 2018, 09:34 PM
Dec 2018

I like to think that it is him pooping an entire kfc chicken leg into his pants every time he hears the name Mueller

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