To be a modern day conservative, one has to be mean, callous, unsympathetic and ignorant...

[MrScorpio]

To be

[bluestarone]

1. Yep

Again you can't fix STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Midnightwalk]

2. You forgot hypocritical

Probably any 3 of 5 gets you a membership card

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. Like underwater houses, being the worst result of climate change? Seriously?

[angrychair]

4. More importantly

Coastal flooding would ruin tens of thousands of acres of farmland and cost states billions in tourism.
Tens of millions in the US, over a billion worldwide, of people live near the coast. Where are all these people going to live?

The I willful ignorance is inexcusable and shocking. It’s hard to believe

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. TrumPutin Tower, of course!

Let them lease Russiapublican penthouses. Good, sound, business solution.


I'm just wondering whether I'm going to have beachfront property or the new Death Valley, here in KY.

[angrychair]

9. Or if that small town in rural Kentucky

Is going to get 50,000 new residents as we fit more people into a smaller space.

[Initech]

5. I hear the forthcoming mermaid market will be huge. Sell now, buy later!

[Gothmog]

6. Trump's base are all deplorables

[UTUSN]

8. "How can a *decent* person be a (wingnut)?" - that's what I've asked my local radio wingnut for

more than a decade. He answers other things but never that one.