The White House runs "like a well-oiled machine"...

[milestogo]

Am I supposed to be oiling my garbage disposal?

[rzemanfl]

1. Nah, just pour all your cooking grease into it. Won't hurt a thing.

[SCantiGOP]

4. You can put grease into it

As long as you rake it periodically.

[rzemanfl]

6. The rake fucks up the rubber thingie on top of the disposal. n/t

[Autumn]

2. How do you oil a toilet?

[Sneederbunk]

3. But the machine only runs down hill.

[milestogo]

5. And it destroys everything in its path.

[MrScorpio]

7. More like a well lubed cluster fuck

[struggle4progress]

8. "We've oiled all the valves on the compressed oxygen tanks, sir!"

[NotASurfer]

9. Hey, it's led by a man with a mind like a steel sieve

A machine that hemmorages oil like that needs a lot of oiling

[VOX]

10. Like a 1986 Yugo fresh off a Jiffy-Lube rack.

It’s the PERFECT 45 administration “well-oiled machine”:

The Yugo was a small car made in the former nation of Yugoslavia that survives in the American consciousness as the ultimate automotive failure. Poorly engineered, ugly, and cheap, it survived much longer as a punch line for comedians than it did as a vehicle on the roads.