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one of Kashoggi's hit squad dies in car crash (Original Post) vlyons Oct 2018 OP
"We are, um, like, really sorry about that, and shit. Heh heh." - Dirty Donny* & Slippery Salman Achilleaze Oct 2018 #1
Let's see what happens to the rest of them. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2018 #2
You forgot... Caliman73 Oct 2018 #7
Fell on to his knife while cleaning it - 12 times. Backwards. Hassin Bin Sober Oct 2018 #12
/ ROFL / vlyons Oct 2018 #10
Accidental decapitation no_hypocrisy Oct 2018 #11
And then there's my all time favorite, louis-t Oct 2018 #14
His car crashed when it fell out a 9th floor window JHB Oct 2018 #3
Is the Saudi Counsul still alive? avebury Oct 2018 #4
That's why trump and his band of saudis need more time ....more time to find the rest Fullduplexxx Oct 2018 #5
Operation wrath of god anyone? Watchfoxheadexplodes Oct 2018 #6
"He carelessly drove his car into a bone saw!" struggle4progress Oct 2018 #8
Suicide by Hitting Himself in the Back of the Head with a Hammer. The_Counsel Oct 2018 #9
The crown prince, also referred to as MBS, rusty fender Oct 2018 #13

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
1. "We are, um, like, really sorry about that, and shit. Heh heh." - Dirty Donny* & Slippery Salman
Thu Oct 18, 2018, 12:45 PM
Oct 2018
* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

The Velveteen Ocelot

(117,805 posts)
2. Let's see what happens to the rest of them.
Thu Oct 18, 2018, 12:50 PM
Oct 2018

One down, 14 to go - all deaths will be unfortunate but completely coincidental.

Drowned in the bathtub?
Fell down the stairs?
Heart attack?
Choked on a piece of steak?
House fire caused by faulty wiring?
Scuba diving accident?
Fell off a ladder while repairing his roof?
Allergic reaction?
Shot by jealous husband?
Eaten by escaped zoo tiger?
Hit by a bus while crossing the street?
Hunting accident?
Spontaneous combustion?
Choked on someone else's vomit?

Sad, but these things happen.





Caliman73

(11,767 posts)
7. You forgot...
Thu Oct 18, 2018, 12:58 PM
Oct 2018

"Fell" out of a window, like that Russian attorney.
Accidentally drinking polonium laced tea.
Tragic hang gliding accident / skydiving
Snake bite / scorpion

avebury

(10,980 posts)
4. Is the Saudi Counsul still alive?
Thu Oct 18, 2018, 12:52 PM
Oct 2018

He was threatened to keep quiet and was last seen on Tuesday when he left the consulate.

The_Counsel

(1,701 posts)
9. Suicide by Hitting Himself in the Back of the Head with a Hammer.
Thu Oct 18, 2018, 01:10 PM
Oct 2018

25 times.

He was really determined to end it all.

 

rusty fender

(3,428 posts)
13. The crown prince, also referred to as MBS,
Thu Oct 18, 2018, 01:24 PM
Oct 2018

as Stephen Colbert reminds us, is not known as Mister Bone Saw, for nothing!

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