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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDid you hear that scientist's are going to start using lawyyers in their experiments,
they found out the are some things even rats won't do!
rzemanfl
(29,583 posts)yortsed snacilbuper
(7,942 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)yortsed snacilbuper
(7,942 posts)since you are the censor.
censor verb
censored; censoringˈsen(t)-sə-riŋ,
ˈsen(t)s-riŋ
Definition of censor (Entry 2 of 2)
transitive verb
: to examine in order to suppress (see suppress sense 2) or delete anything considered objectionable
censor the news
also : to suppress or delete as objectionable
censor out indecent passages
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)A wise man listens to advice.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)USALiberal
(10,877 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Also the ACLU. Please paint with a narrower brush, OK?
shanny
(6,709 posts)more lawyer jokes than anybody. just sayin'
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Are you?
shanny
(6,709 posts)also too: noyb
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Really?
shanny
(6,709 posts)I thought the question was, "Is the thread poster a lawyer"? To which I replied, "I have no idea. Do you?"
Also too, I answered your second question (OK to be fair it was rather cryptic) but apparently you would rather ignore that part.
Have a nice evening.
yortsed snacilbuper
(7,942 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)I need no instructions.
Codeine
(25,586 posts)be supplying the extraneous apostrophes and extra letters as part of the process?
Honestly, that joke sounds like something old people send when they learn how to use email.
yortsed snacilbuper
(7,942 posts)doctors bury their mistakes.
TomSlick
(11,134 posts)at the expense of an entire profession.
I recommend you up your game and move on to ethnic humor.
Jersey Devil
(9,881 posts).
Laffy Kat
(16,392 posts)Because there's more of them and you don't feel as bad when they die.
On edit: A lawyer told me this joke, although I know I'll still get flamed.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Some folks feel better about themselves by pointing out imagined flaws in others.
By trying to bring others down they think they elevate themselves.
Sad.
yortsed snacilbuper
(7,942 posts)Lawyers fight for us and protect our rights, they never do anything wrong and are always fighting for the citizens.
Sometime I say and do things I shouldnt, probably got that from spending to much time in the military.
I didnt mean to insult anyone on D U.