So, I guess after the world was bombarded with the adventures of Horny Herman all these months...

[Hubert Flottz]

Nasty Newt is taking on a kind of semi-saintly type aura in comparison. I guess the fresh turd out-stinks a stale one effect is what you'd call what we've seen unfolding in GOPerville. Newt's dalliances are old news, Herman's adventures have overshadowed the Newtster's foul and caddish deeds and misdeeds. One thing about those "Values" based republicans Reganite types, they are total hypocrites in every sense of the word. They use the elephant as their symbol, but we all know that an elephant has an excellent memory, unlike anyone who can't remember just how fucked up the country was, the last time a republican was in the White House. If a republican’s dick is as short as his memory, I can understand why he needs to go through so many sexual partners, just trying to get an atta-boy once in a while. I guess it takes a woman dumb enough to lay under Naughty Newt to be dumb enough to ever vote for another ratpublican for pResident.

[Tunkamerica]

1. he promised not to cheat again or get gay married so it's all okay

[JHB]

2. And we all know how dilligent he is about keeping his vows n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

3. How can a country trust a man whose wife can't even trust him?

I thought the president was supposed to be honorable? And set an example for the country and the world?

[Tunkamerica]

4. My 1st question: where did you get the idea that the president was supposed to be honorable?

2nd: set an example for the world?

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Even a state congressman is addressed as "the honorable"

The leader of the "Beacon" of everything, that's fair and good and free and liberated, should set a good example for the planet. Otherwise we might have elected an Al Capone, or a John Dillinger, or an Adolf Hitler? (We didn't elect George Bush and Dick Cheney, the five political activists judges on the SCOTUS did that)

[marmar]

5. I could care less about the infidelity ...... it's the hypocrisy that irks me.

Bill Clinton wasn't exactly the posterchild for faithful husbands, but he didn't go around screeching about family values and the moral downfall of the country, unlike that troglodyte Gingrich.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "I could care less about the infidelity"

Me too. But it stands to reason that if he'd screw anything that would hold still for it he'd screw you and me too! His "Morals" are oral. He talks the talk, but he don't walk the walk.(typical George W. Bush republican)

[opihimoimoi]

8. But he said he not gonna sin anymore...his sinning daze behind 29 years ago..he wishes forgiveness

Can America ever TRUST the Man.....?

and his Kids Back to Work PLAN???

Me don think so...

Noot iz MOOT

[Hubert Flottz]

9. All them Newt-ists must be crackheads?

No other way to explain that degree of stupid!

[opihimoimoi]

10. Disordered neurons kaused by dibiliating condition known as Brain Rot...inceasing odds for NOOT BOT

The Poor things...Still unsure of who gonna karry their Phallus Phalg for the GOPer Party..

Now, they are thinking Ron Paul....OMG...are they Series??

Give Willy an early ham bone

My neighbor went fishingn yesterday

last night he gave me a 35lb yellow fin tuna

just in time for Xmas Sashimi and feed the crew

I wish you were here

Hellos to Karen

Merry/Happy Holidaze

Dennis

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Who better to lead the party of pain & poopy pants, than the woman chasing NewtCase GangGrinch?

The Newt-ists ain't had enough pain & suffering! They want to suck on a toxic Newt until they drop a George Bush in their Dave Vitter pampers and drown their first born in Grover's sinister bath tub. S&M, Bondage Bars, Peeping Toms in the airport shitter, running out on dying wives...what ever happened to all those ersatz GOPer "FAMILY VALUES"????????????

Willy is so busy hunting big game he can't stan it...he so good at the big game hunting thing, i've turned the TV remote over to him to find the best football and basketball action out there!

Man you got all that good tuna to eat and Willy still ain't brought home the XXXmas groundhog! We gonna have the triditional Cristmas beans & cornpone, fried taters and possum under glass with Paw Paw Puddin', if we can't find us a ripe groundhog rite soonish.

I wish I was there too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!1!1!!!1111111!111111!!!

Tell the crew we suz Howdy, Howdy, Howdy, too.

Happy hoildaze to y'all too!

Hubert