The Onion crushes Ted Cruz in one tweet

[Julian Englis]

New Ted Cruz Campaign Ad Features His Kids Begging For Beto O’Rourke To Be Their New Dad

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[Gothmog]

1. I love the Onion

[Glamrock]

2. Ouch!

I'm torn between, "Man, that's a low blow." And Hahaha! "Fuck Ted Cruz."

Beautiful girls though. The fates were kind. They take after mama.

[maddiemom]

3. What? When you compare her to Melania, Donald thinks that makes him a better man...or something.

[Glamrock]

6. Well yeah!

He's the most shallow motherfucker on the planet. He believes all beauty is on the outside. Some of us are more evolved.....

[samnsara]

7. i was thinking the same thing.. they are beautiful..like their mom..

[Glamrock]

9. Lucky for them

Here's the alternative

[proglib217]

18. WTH?

What did Grandpa Munster do to warrant that kind of beat down?

[Glamrock]

19. Ha!

[Lucky Luciano]

15. Almost exactly what I thought! Haha.

In the end, “fuck Ted Cruz “ wins out.

[Glamrock]

16. yeah brother

Turns out thats where I land too.....

[Scurrilous]

4. K&R

[JHan]

5. lol

[hibbing]

8. Wow, that is funny!

[B Stieg]

10. And the Age of Unnoticed Irony continues... (nt)

[Fritz Walter]

11. This BLR episode is from 2016

It is still as relevant — and funny — now, as it was then.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

12. Crying from laughter!

[Julian Englis]

20. Hee!

[Power 2 the People]

13. The Onion may be on to something

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[keithbvadu2]

14. She must be the wife Trump called ugly.

She must be the wife Trump called ugly.

The same Trump that Rafael begs to come support him.

'Honey, would you kiss Donald's ass for me?'

[UTUSN]

17. K&R