If a house is engulfed in flames, you can always rely on the Green Party to

[ehrnst]

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If a house is engulfed in flames, you can always rely on the Green Party to stand on the sidelines and yell at the folks working their asses off to put out the fire that they’re not holding the water hose the right way.#OH12

[WhiteTara]

1. rely on the GP to add gasoline to the flame

[Initech]

2. Voting Green Party is like throwing a tank of kerosene on a tire fire.

You know it's just gonna wreck the joint.

[Zambero]

3. Let's elect Susan Sarandon as fire chief

"Well, we had to let that building burn down. Perhaps someone might come along and put up a better one some day!"

[ehrnst]

4. Any building flawed enough to even be able to catch fire was a danger to everyone anyway.

If you try to put it out, then you are just perpetuating the problem of buildings that have flammable objects or materials in them.

Sprinkler systems are corrupt. Everyone should just live in a glass house like I do, and we won't have this problem.

[Zambero]

6. Per glass houses

Absolutely no rocks allowed past the locked and guarded security gate.

[dalton99a]

5. Shit, they'll poke a hole in the hose