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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,181 posts) Sat Jul 21, 2018, 02:34 PM Jul 2018

I wear pants while riding on tractors because I don't want to get to get gonnorhea

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I wear pants while riding on tractors because I don't want to get to get gonnorhea (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Jul 2018 OP

This made me LOL BannonsLiver Jul 2018 #1

Me too Sanity Claws Jul 2018 #2

You're doing it wrong. panader0 Jul 2018 #3

Well played, sir! Coventina Jul 2018 #4

crotch rot luvallpeeps Jul 2018 #5

BannonsLiver

(16,370 posts)

1. This made me LOL

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Sat Jul 21, 2018, 02:38 PM

Jul 2018

A great parody of a bizarre thread.

Sanity Claws

(21,847 posts)

2. Me too

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Sat Jul 21, 2018, 02:41 PM

Jul 2018

It also prevents me from getting pregnant.

panader0

(25,816 posts)

3. You're doing it wrong.

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Sat Jul 21, 2018, 02:44 PM

Jul 2018

You park the tractor and get into the shade underneath.
That way you don't need pants, and there's no gonorrhea
in Iowa anyway.

Coventina

(27,115 posts)

4. Well played, sir!

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Sat Jul 21, 2018, 02:50 PM

Jul 2018

luvallpeeps

(935 posts)

5. crotch rot

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Sat Jul 21, 2018, 05:11 PM

Jul 2018

My two girlfriends and I went thrift shopping. My friend's boss (whom we've known all our lives) informed us we shouldn't buy jeans at the thrift store on account of "crotch rot"! I had never heard of such a malady, and don't to this day, know if there is such a thing. Anyway, awhile after this I got the bright idea for her to call into work sick with the dreaded "crotch rot". Mercy me.

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