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(15,543 posts)
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 06:18 PM Jul 2018

Velveeta-scarfing republican Surrender Monkeys prepare to weaken America further

Last edited Sat Jul 7, 2018, 08:36 AM - Edit history (1)

We just had the #ShanghaiSurrender where the republicans gave up all kinds of US power and influence, and got a vaguely worded Nothing Burger in return.

Now the republicans are sending their Draft-Dodger-in-Chief to the #StinkyInHelsinki to once again kiss pooty poot's ass, and listen closely while he tells Dirty Donny what exactly the republicans should surrender this time to further weaken America.

Hello? The Senate Intelligence Committee just formally agreed with all US Intelligence Agencies that Putin ordered the ACTS OF WAR against America, and those very same ACT OF WARs by russia against America are ongoing. Disgustingly cowardly and anti-American for republicans to go the Surrender Monkey route.

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Velveeta-scarfing republican Surrender Monkeys prepare to weaken America further (Original Post) Achilleaze Jul 2018 OP
Velveeta the fake cheese. Historic NY Jul 2018 #1
Shanghai the fake Singapore. Sneederbunk Jul 2018 #3
Helsinki the fake Hell Stinky Achilleaze Jul 2018 #10
Once Vlad and Don blow into town, it'll be the real thing. JHB Jul 2018 #11
Hey now. GaYellowDawg Jul 2018 #2
Damn square! Velveeta cheese is found in the gourmet food section of my stores. Brother Buzz Jul 2018 #5
I'm vegan jayschool2013 Jul 2018 #8
What is up with the Velveeta reference? SkatmanRoth Jul 2018 #4
White bread, Jelly, Peanut Butter, whistler162 Jul 2018 #6
I was confused too ... maybe cause the French eat a lot of cheese and they're the mr_lebowski Jul 2018 #7
The V reference is Americanization of the rancid republican meme of yesteryear Achilleaze Jul 2018 #9


(4,462 posts)
2. Hey now.
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 06:41 PM
Jul 2018

Don't insult Velveeta by associating it with Republicans or Trump!

Velveeta and Rotel makes some kick-ass tortilla chip dip.


(2,348 posts)
8. I'm vegan
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 07:21 PM
Jul 2018

so can I eat Velveeta? Is it cheese? Or some kind of substitute, like cashew cheese?

ON EDIT: Never mind. Just looked up ingredients. The official list of Velveeta ingredients is as follows: Milk, Water, Whey, Milk Protein Concentrate, Milkfat, Whey Protein Concentrate, Sodium Phosphate, Salt, Calcium Phosphate, Lactic Acid, Sorbic Acid, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Alginate, Enzymes, Apocarotenal, Annatto, Cheese Culture.


(843 posts)
4. What is up with the Velveeta reference?
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 07:06 PM
Jul 2018

I like Velveeta. I make a quick grilled cheese sandwich with Velveeta. I toast bread in the electric pop-up toaster and throw it on a plate, add some Velveeta cheese slices then stick it in the microwave until the cheese melts. Add a little Texas Pete hot sauce and a dash of salt, and breakfast is served.



(33,643 posts)
7. I was confused too ... maybe cause the French eat a lot of cheese and they're the
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 07:19 PM
Jul 2018

original 'surrender monkeys'? Only French eat good cheese not cheese product, so Velveeta is a reference to the GOP's lower class nature (no offense ?

Or is it cause it's (loosely) yellow in color, like cowards are yella?

Those are my only guesses.


(15,543 posts)
9. The V reference is Americanization of the rancid republican meme of yesteryear
Fri Jul 6, 2018, 08:40 PM
Jul 2018

Last edited Sat Jul 7, 2018, 08:40 AM - Edit history (1)

about "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." The repubes pinned that insult on the French because the French would not accept the glaring lies the republican Bush Admin told about so-called "WMDs" and their other feeble "reasons' for invading Iraq. The repubes really worked that shit, that propaganda point. Meanwhile, they squandered our American lives and treasure on a Classic Clusterf*ck in Iraq -- all based on the stinking lies the French refused to swallow.

Now the Latter Day repubes - under the misleaderhip of their Draft-Dodging Casino Hustler, Comrade PeePee - are the ignoble and unprincipled SURRENDER MONKEYS as they weaken America and munch on Velveeta instead of brie.

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