Trump's (insane) tweet upon learning he's being sued by the DNC:

[Mrs. Overall]

(This is batshit crazy. Can someone decipher it?)

Link to tweet

HE JUST DELETED THE TWEET, BUT I COPIED THE TEXT BELOW:


Tweet Text:
Just heard the Campaign was sued by the Obstructionist Democrats. This can be good news in that we will now counter for the DNC Server that they refused to give to the FBI, the Wendy Wasserman Schultz Servers and Documents held by the Pakistani mystery man and Clinton Emails.
3:34 PM - 20 Apr 2018

[brucefan]

1. Holy shit

[skylucy]

2. What the hell is he talking about?

[thegoose]

36. Her emails! Her emails!

No collusion! (Bet someone had belt tell him what that word meant -- and how to spell it.)

[ProudLib72]

3. Typical bully bluster. He forgets that he doesn't actually have a lawyer!

What's he going to do, write nasty notes on napkins in crayon and have Nunes run them over to the DNC?

[PJMcK]

30. He's got a lawyer

Name of Guiliani. Out of New York. A real jumo, you know?

He's the best.

Or not.

[ProudLib72]

32. Until next week when Ghouliani becomes a target

I should have phrased that more clearly. He doesn't have a "real" lawyer, one who is not liable to be swept up in the investigation at any moment. Let's see how long it take Mueller to get around to asking Giuliani about the time he went on Faux cackling about the upcoming news about three days before Comey said there were new emails. Or maybe what Giuliani was doing flying over to eastern Europe and talking to certain persons of interest.

[FakeNoose]

73. Giuliani is complicit and he'd have to recuse himself

That's why he'll never be the Attorney General.

During the campaign Giuliani was involved with the Trussia stuff and Cambridge Analytica. He'll be called to testify I'm sure, if he hasn't already been.

[ProudLib72]

75. Definitely complicit

One wonders to what degree. I so want him to make a move and have Mueller tell him he is a target. Ghouliani is a very arrogant little turd.

[poboy2]

4. Not him. I smell Miller.

[Miles Archer]

5. Wendy Wasserman Schultz?

[dalton99a]

8. Yeah, it's Wendy

LOL

[nolabear]

20. Everyone knows it's Wendy.

And Wendy has Stormy eyes...

[NBachers]

22. OK, that's my daily DU Laugh Out Loud of the Day! You get credit for this one.

[Mrs. Overall]

31. Love it!

[GallopingGhost]

34. lmao

[anneboleyn]

35. That flash at the sound of lies...

I love that song, “Windy,” by The Association

[SunSeeker]

38. LOL

[TrollBuster9090]

46. Damn! Good call!

I guess it would have helped if Glenn Beck had put together one of his six degrees of separation chalk board monologues for me. But you've solved the mystery!

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz = WENDY.

WENDY = STORMY EYES

Ergo: STORMY DANIELS!

No collusion! ABSOLUTELY NO COLLUSION with Stormy Daniels! FAKE NEWS!

Initially, the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic is hard to follow. But once you see how it works it's easy!

[shenmue]

79. Lmao

[nolabear]

83. Hah! Well done!

[irisblue]

47. 👏👏👏

[applegrove]

51. Very funny.

[FM123]

52. That flash at the sound of lies...

[oasis]

71. Triple lol

[Pluvious]

88. Wow, that makes me feel so old... Lmao

[oberliner]

16. He must have just seen a production of The Heidi Chronicles?

[CaptainTruth]

48. Yes, the Playboy bunny he shagged in Moscow. Wendy. nt

[CatMor]

6. That's one of his craziest tweets yet....

It made me laugh.

[Lars39]

7. wth does that even mean?

[Kirk Lover]

9. This is full on conspiracy theory land....the place where he lives. nt

[frogmarch]

10. And after that, they will

mambo dogface to the banana patch!

[ornotna]

41. Ha!

[nature-lover]

11. I guess we better check with fox and see what they just reported. Could explain it.

[poboy2]

13. You have in my estimation, a 70-80% chance of being correct. Good lead. -nt

[Mrs. Overall]

12. But who is the Pakistani mystery man and does he know Wendy?

[dalton99a]

14. Imran Awan

And it's Debbie, not Wendy

[Cha]

23. We're calling her Wendy

now

[Heartstrings]

82. I like Wendy sooo much better than Debbie

Just sayin.....

Hey Cha!

[Cha]

84. Aloha, Heartstrings!

[Leghorn21]

15. I believe the *Pakistani mystery man* is one of the Awan brothers, Imran.

From last June:

.....Imran Awan, a longtime House staffer who worked for more than two dozen Democrats since 2004, is still employed by Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, though his access to the House IT network has been blocked since last week.

“At this time we are continuing to gather information from House officials and will determine the best approach to move forward once we have reviewed that information,” David Damron, communications director for Wasserman Schultz, said in an email when asked by POLITICO if Awan was still working for the Florida Democrat.

snip


Multiple relatives of Imran Awan, including his wife Hina Alvi, Abid Awan and Jamal Awan — all House staffers until recently — are also being investigated in connection to the alleged procurement scam, according to a senior House official close to the investigation.

Alvi has worked for more than a dozen House Democrats and the House Democratic Caucus since 2007. At least one member, Rep. Gregory Meeks (D-N.Y.), is still employing her.

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/house-staff-criminal-investigation-234714

I’ve run into rightwing discussion about the Awan brothers and Wasserman-Schultz (Debbie, not Wendy ) but I just keep on goin’ - I dunno!

[TrollBuster9090]

50. The Alt-Right lives in an Alt-Universe, full of alternate facts and alternate characters who were

who were behind all of this stuff. It only makes 'sense' to them.

But the main goal of building this alternative universe is to cast doubt on the idea that the Russians were helping Trump, and point fingers in all sorts of other directions. In their universe, the Russians were actually helping HILLARY (ie-the Steele dossier includes RUSSIAN sources. Nevermind the fact that the Russians who talked to Donald Jr. are doing very well, while the Russians who talked to Christopher Steele are all DEAD now.), it's HILLARY, COMEY, MUELLER, and McCABE who should be indicted, not Trump...and it wasn't the Russians who hacked the DNC server. It was either Seth Rich, Imran Awam, or some disgruntled Bernie supporter.

I mean...heck, Sean Hannity went all the way to London to interview Assange, and Assange said he 'didn't get the hacked emails from a government.' So, there you go! What further proof do you need?

I sometimes make an effort to follow where these alternative thought patterns are coming from. But then I have to stop, because I start to feel like Spock, mind-melding with a ROCK...

"PAIN!!!"

[Leghorn21]

58. Thank you for this most excellent post, 90 - I may be stealing it and sending around to my

peeps who may not quite get where these folks are at...you’ve compressed the crux of the “reasoning” behind their stance just perfectly!!

Remember when Beranton J. Whisenant Jr. was apparently murdered in Florida about a year ago? He was a lawyer...and his (very suspicious) death came very soon on the heels of a beloved woman in NYC who was...a lawyer or a judge? She was found floating in the river there?

God, it’s like twenty years ago...anyway, I think his death was eventually chalked up to suicide (as was the woman’s), but as I checked around for news of him, I kept running into people saying it was tied up with these Awan brothers and Wasserman-Shultz and terabytes I’m like, wut?

Anyway, thank you again for your thoughtful summation of just what the hell’s going on here!!



On edit - yeah, it’s all right here: http://www.newsweek.com/whisenant-fake-news-far-right-theory-618744

[TrollBuster9090]

70. Thanks for the link, I hadn't seen that before.

Great article! The saddest line in the article, though, is "Hannity ALMOST lost his job over" the Seth Rich thing. I don't know what happened with their lawsuit against Fox, but I hope Rich's family takes them for everything they've got.

[sarcasmo]

17. Pakistani mystery man, is this an Alex Jones thing?

[RandomAccess]

18. By what set of arguments does he think he can gain access

to ANY of those things?

I don't get it. Anyone??

[Julian Englis]

21. Already deleted the tweet

[Cha]

26. He can delete but the tweet

lives on.

[HipChick]

24. He such a fucking clusterfuck..

[NBachers]

25. I have a picture of a hatch opening up on the side of his head, and all the marbles come rolling out

[smirkymonkey]

27. Major cholesterol brain blockage.

A few gallons of Diet Coke should clear it out by morning.

[MontanaMama]

28. Putins exgirlfriend is Wendi.

Dotard is all kind of mixed up tonight.

[emulatorloo]

74. Rupert Murdochs ex, big buddy and vacationed with Ivanka

[Yonnie3]

29. It's back up with the "Wendy" corrected.

Link to tweet

Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump

Just heard the Campaign was sued by the Obstructionist Democrats. This can be good news in that we will now counter for the DNC Server that they refused to give to the FBI, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz Servers and Documents held by the Pakistani mystery man and Clinton Emails.
7:19 PM - Apr 20, 2018

[oberliner]

33. Do folks here know who Wendy Wasserstein is?

[nolabear]

37. Yes Miss her wit. The Heidi Chronicles is wonderful.

I cannot IMAGINE Spanky is a fan.

[oberliner]

40. Doubt he was a fan, but probably had an awareness of her

Especially considering how prominent she was in NY in the 1980s.

[SunSeeker]

39. Face it folks, that crazy uncle everyone avoids....is president. nt

[spanone]

42. K&R...

[Initech]

43. He doesn't even know who he is mad at anymore!

[oberliner]

65. He is mad at whomever Fox News reports on unfavorably

[Initech]

66. Someone needs to take Fox News away from him!

[oberliner]

67. It is a self-perpetuating cycle

They feed one another.

[JDC]

44. He really is a do nothing lunatic.

[TrollBuster9090]

45. I turned the TV on to Fox while I was eating lunch, which would have been about 3:35 Washington time

...and that scrambled, incoherent mess of names and nouns is basically a bullet-point list of what they were blathering about on 'The Five.' So, clearly, that's what he was watching during his 'executive time.'

The Five is a panel show where two snarky men, and three silicon-enhanced women bark talking points at each other. Bear in mind that Fox News has literally CREATED an audience of knuckle-dragging troglodytes who are classically conditioned to salivate whenever they hear certain names, or titles of faux scandals shouted at them by Fox hosts.

-Hillary Clinton!!
-George Soros!!
-The Clinton Bought and Paid For Dossier! (Which Hannity shouts at least 20 times per show)
-Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!
-The 'Mom and Pop Server' in a bathroom closet! (referring to Hillary Clinton's email server)

If you're a Fox news host, that's all you have to do these days. Just SHOUT names of people the audience has been CONDITIONED to hate, and titles of faux scandals they've ginned up, and the audience is jumping up and down like those old rallies for Saddam Hussein we used to see.

So, every one of those sentence fragments he strung together is a meaningful PUSH BUTTON for the Fox audience.



Allow me to translate:

Bear in mind that the Fox News THEME for the last year has been to cast doubt on the idea that it was the RUSSIANS who helped Trump by hacking the DNC server, and wildly point to a bunch of other people who might have done it. ie-Seth Rich, or another guy named Imran Awan, who was an IT guy that worked for Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and other Democrats.

1. The DNC SERVER that they refused to give to the FBI: A faux counter-scandal Hannity and the others have been ginning up for months. The idea being that, when the DNC suspected they were being hacked, they could have simply given their server to the FBI to examine, so they could find out WHO had hacked them. But they REFUSED because they KNEW IT WASN'T THE RUSSIANS! They KNEW it was really SETH RICH!!1!!

Poor Seth Rich, of course, was a DNC campaign staffer who was murdered by muggers. But asswipe Hannity peddled a conspiracy theory for months that Rich was actually the one who hacked the DNC server because he was a disgruntled Bernie supporter, and then Hillary Clinton had him whacked. Hard to believe, but that's actually the kind of putrid vomit that Hannity was spewing until Seth Rich's family sued Fox to shut him up.

2. Wendy (Debbi) Wasserman Schultz Servers and the Pakistani mystery man: This translates as a reference to a weird IT guy named Imran Awan who once worked for Wasserman Schultz and other Democrats. Another 'alternate universe' alternative to the Russians as the key hackers.

The Alt-Right really lives in a different universe. But in their universe, all that stuff is part of the alternate reality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imran_Awan

[Cha]

49. Note: the 1972 DNC lawsuit against the Nixon campaign was successful; Nixon's folks paid $750K --on

Link to tweet

[TrollBuster9090]

53. That's Hilarious.

Hilarious that all the other TV pundits have been blathering all day about how this will 'probably' never work. And then, out of nowhere, comes little old Joan Walsh (who MSNBC dumped) to say "um... not wanting to interrupt you geniuses from Harvard Law School, but it already HAS worked."

Thanks Joan!

[Cha]

56. Lol.. I like your scenario, TBuster.. another thing..

Link to tweet

[Me.]

59. I Am Totally Blown Away By This Move

The DNC caught me totally by surprise. Kudos to them,


Cha

[Cha]

60. LOL.. I just

directed you to this tweet and the one by the DNC on another thread.

Glad you saw it!

I know it's great.. big smile.. it had to be!

[Me.]

61. We're Plaing Tag

Just saw your other post.......

[Cha]

62. This news is just too Good!

Link to tweet

That would be NICE..

[RainCaster]

54. He forgot about Benghazi

Dumb fuck

[Ohiogal]

55. Is he on drugs???

[oberliner]

64. He doesn't drink or do drugs

Last edited Sat Apr 21, 2018, 05:36 AM - Edit history (1)

This is him totally sober.

[CatMor]

78. He might make more sense if he did drink and do drugs

[mcar]

57. Wendy?

[oberliner]

63. Have you ever heard of Wendy Wasserstein?

If this gets more people to read her plays, then I'm all for it.

[mcar]

68. I have

So you are applauding Dotatd's latest example of idiocy?

[oberliner]

69. Yes, I am applauding his latest example of idiocy

It has the dual benefit of reminding the country of what an idiot he is and also reminding the country about a great playwright!

[TrollBuster9090]

72. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they find him on the floor of the Oval Office...

frothing at the mouth, and babbling about 'Hillary Daniels' and 'slippery James Rosenstein.'

Hope they've got a straight jacked strong enough to contain that kind of crazy.

[oberliner]

76. And then Mike Pence becomes President?

Then, to use a tired idiom, you ain't seen nothing yet.

[OhioBlue]

77. Are we still supposed to beleive that he doesn't drink?

[Glimmer of Hope]

80. Can anyone break this one down? What servers, documents or emails is he talking about?

I am going try to Google the Pakistani mystery man.

[oberliner]

86. Here ya go: Wasserman Schultz talks about arrested aide Imran Awan

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/fl-reg-wasserman-schultz-discusses-imran-awan-20170802-story.html

[Oneironaut]

81. Looks like it's still up:

Link to tweet

Donald Trump is definitely on crack. I'm absolutely serious.

[oberliner]

87. He changed Wendy to Debbie

[Oneironaut]

89. Its amusing he thinks that was what was wrong with the tweet

“Good, I fixed it!”

[riversedge]

85. Trump will counter sue. That is a given. Glad to Donny JR included by DNC. te he.