Preview For Tomorrow's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

[Initech]

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Yeah funny that he needs to remind us this, when this very scenario was predicted in "The Naked Gun"!



*audience laughs and applauds*

Tomorrow on the Top 10 - Trump keeps it 100, Putin went to Jared, Alex Jones might get kicked off Youtube, United Airlines screws over its' employees, Ben Carson buys a $31,000 dinette set, and we're probably all gonna die. Plus we've got a new installment of Top 10 Investigates and this time we'll talk about an income inequality crisis brewing at the Happiest Place On Earth. And in our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, we'll introduce you to a church where you can literally marry your gun. And we have a new installment of "I Need A Drink" where we'll get drunk and talk about some booze news including Johnny Walker's new women-oriented marketing campaign. And it's time kids - time for the return of the NFFSA and our Stupidest State contest!!! Yay!!!! We've got our Selection Sunday this week and we'll give you the low down on all the teams, stats, odds, and info you need to fill out your bracket! Who will win? And we've got a live performance for you from the song parody legend himself - Mr. Weird Al Yankovic! No, he's not playing "The Hamilton Polka" but we think you'll like it anyways!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wednesdays at 2:00 PM /shameless self promotion

[dembotoz]

1. kick and rec now

when the amount of text is still manageable

[Initech]

2. It's a long one this week!