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And right here, take your brush and place a nice little happy sperm. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Feb 2018 OP
Dang, this is scary... Frustratedlady Feb 2018 #1
Too perfect MuseRider Feb 2018 #2
Take your sperm and Codeine Feb 2018 #3
I think he's got two under his eyes!!! OldHippieChick Feb 2018 #4

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
1. Dang, this is scary...
Tue Feb 13, 2018, 04:01 PM
Feb 2018

I was just leaning on my hand and realized I have a sperm on my forehead and it beats. Being a woman, that is rather unsettling. Just sayin'.

MuseRider

(34,151 posts)
2. Too perfect
Tue Feb 13, 2018, 05:05 PM
Feb 2018

I have not had Internet until just now and am catching up. This whole crazy sperm thing is too funny but I just lost my shit over your post. I think I have a headache now. How incredibly funny! Good one!

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