There is *ALWAYS* a Tweet!

[scheming daemons]

ON EDIT: Apparently this is a fake tweet. But the fact that most people couldn't tell is actually funny in itself.





LOL at Dow "Joans".

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. Dow "Joans" . . . what a maroon!

[malaise]

2. Ready! Set!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[AJT]

3. I'm ready, and reporting for cannon duty...

[DURHAM D]

4. Is this real??? nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

17. Apparently it's fake. Doesn't use the same font.

[YessirAtsaFact]

5. Load the cannon and fire away

What a bleeping idiot

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. Dow Joans-LOL

[maxsolomon]

7. Well, it wasn't the Dow JONES, so he's technically not a hypocrite!

Make sure you misspell in your tweets to give yourself deniability later!

[Eliot Rosewater]

8. He and every single supporter is a disgrace to the human race.

Nothing funny about this Nazi destroying my country. your country.

You filthy fucking traitors that support him make me SICK

[SummerSnow]

9. oooh, oooh can I light the cannon????

[Gothmog]

10. I will be happy if trump just resigns

[cornball 24]

11. Is there a cannon big enough to accommodate his fat stupid ass!

[Stuart G]

12. k and r ...nt

[awesomerwb1]

13. Dow "Joans"???

That's not real is it???

[fleur-de-lisa]

19. No, it's fake.

But it does sound like something the moron would tweet.

[awesomerwb1]

21. Hahaha, yes, it does nt

[BigmanPigman]

14. The Dems should be shoving this in the smug faces

of the Fux Ruse hosts.

[AncientGeezer]

36. A fake tweet?

https://t.co/Br8Oq1II1V

[BigmanPigman]

41. Ah, I need to read the fine print obviously!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. Is this real? Was it deleted?

Can't find it via Google. Anyone have a link?

[fleur-de-lisa]

18. I think it's fake.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

29. If it's fake, OP should delete.

No matter how real it might sound. No good in spreading falsehoods on DU.

[fleur-de-lisa]

31. The OP edited to note that it is fake.

[Qutzupalotl]

16. Evidently, this is fake.

It doesn’t come up on a text search, and then there’s this:

Link to tweet

[LAS14]

48. What, exactly, do you mean by "a text search?".

I'd like to know how to verify tweets.

tia
las

[Qutzupalotl]

50. In the twitter app, any regular search in quotes.

I look for some unique phrasing and type it in exactly as it appears. I got no results. That doesn’t always indicate a fake; a deleted tweet will also give no results.

I just found out today about trumptwitterarchive.com. I think I’ll start there next time if it’s one of his.

[LAS14]

51. Thanks much!

[dixiegrrrrl]

52. Thanks to your post, at least I know there is a Twitter Archive.

That will come in handy.

[dchill]

20. I'm sure he meant Dow Jonze.

[knightmaar]

22. Can you verify that tweet? I can't find a link.

[LAS14]

47. I'm interested in how you tell if something is...

... a fake tweet. What, exactly, do you do to look for a link? And if you can't find it, does that mean it's fake?

[highplainsdem]

23. That's funny, but it's a fake tweet.

[Le Gaucher]

25. It is imminently believable however.

[LAS14]

46. How can you tell that it's fake? nt

[Le Gaucher]

24. Why the points in quotes.. this guy is fucking stupid.

Stupid is as stupid does.

[jpak]

26. To the Moon Alice!

[delisen]

27. Dow-Joans: Female equality at last! Thanks DT

[SWBTATTReg]

28. Stuck his foot in his mouth, eh?

Not too hard to do, especially since he's got one of the biggest mouths around.

[malaise]

30. Please send this to Rachel and Lawrence

[AncientGeezer]

37. Please don't....it's fake

[LAS14]

45. How can one tell when a tweet is fake? nt

[dalton99a]

32. Good one!

[NewJeffCT]

33. "shot into the sun"

is not really a Trumpian way to speak - love the image, though.

[world wide wally]

35. It's awfully hot there.

Better do it at night

[jmowreader]

34. They don't make cannons that big, sorry

[Downtown Hound]

39. Can't we build one just for Donny?

It would be a fitting send off to send him away in the biggest, hugest, most impressive cannon ever! Beautiful cannon! Nobody can touch this cannon!

[jmowreader]

42. It would be a more fitting send-off...

...to stick him on the biggest, hugest, most impressive garbage barge ever, tow it to the Gulf Stream and set it adrift.

[Downtown Hound]

43. I guess that would be cheaper huh?

And it sounds like we're going to need to save all the money we can in the coming years.

[jmowreader]

49. Cheaper, AND more emblematic of Trump's dumpster fire of an administration

But if you want yooge and spectacular, we could PROBABLY talk Elon Musk into letting Trump sit in the driver's seat of his Roadster while it's being launched into space...

[Downtown Hound]

38. That is an absolutely priceless catch!

And probably the only time I'm ever going to agree with one of Donny's tweets.

[oberliner]

40. This is obviously not real

[LAS14]

44. How did you find out this is a fake tweet? nt

[residentcynic]

53. snopes

[LeftInTX]

55. You can make your own

https://faketrumptweet.com/fake-tweet/jdawmr0h_lm1dnl_ilp2nq

[LeftInTX]

54. He's tweeting again

[kentuck]

56. I thought it was real !

Fooled me!

[SFnomad]

57. Other reason you can tell it's fake ... twitter character limit

This was supposedly tweeted back when their limit would have been 140 characters ... and the tweet is well longer than that.