Coming up next: another hilarious episode of "Trump Supporters vs. Reality!"
Here's my idea for the latest reality TV show. The Crybaby-in-Chief will NOT be watching.
Envision two characters: "Reality," a dignified, calm, kindly and rational older woman. And "Trump Supporters" a gang of surly, dirty kids in ragged clothes with sour expressions.
February 2017.
Reality: "Whoa, Trump just referred to the entire Congressional Black Caucus with a really bad racial slur!"
Trump Supporters: NO HE DIDN'T FAKE NEWS.
Reality: "No, it's true. He referred to them as stupid [N-word racial slur] in front of a crowd."
Trump Supporters: NOPE FAKE NEWS.
Reality: "Actually, several people who overheard this have confirmed what he said."
Trump Supporters: NOPE THEIR ALL LIBTARDS ANGRY HILLARY LOST.
Reality: "No. Several Republicans were among them."
Trump Supporters: NOPE THOSE WERE ALL CLOSET LIBTARDS. NEVER HAPPENED.
Reality: "Actually, it was captured on video."
Trump Supporters: NOPE THE VIDEO WAS FAKED.
Reality: "Independent technology experts verified the authenticity of the video."
Trump Supporters: NOPE THEIR ALL LIBTARDS ANGRY HILLARY LOST.
Reality: "Actually, Trump himself just confirmed he said that very remark!"
Trump Supporters: DERP DERP DERP. UH WELL IT MUST BE TRUE THEN AND THEY REALLY DO FIT THAT DESCRIPTION SINCE TRUMP NEVER LIES AND IS INCAPABLE OF LYING.
Reality: But don't you admit he made a racist remark?
Trump Supporters: NO HE DIDN'T HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH HE'S NOT RACIST. YOU LIBTARDS ARE RACIST FOR SEEING RACISM IN THIS. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY BIGGER PROBLEMS LIKE HILLARY'S EMAILS, URANIUM DEAL, CLINTON FOUNDATION AND BENGHAZI? PLUS DID YOU KNOW BILL CLINTON GOT A BLOWJOB AND TED KENNEDY MURDERED SOMEONE?
Reality: "No, wait! Trump just walked it back, the coward. Now's saying that instead of saying "stupid [N-word racial slur]" he actually said "stuppied nickurus" and that it is an ancient Sumerian term for "very fine people."
Trump Supporters: WELL THERE YOU GO THEN. HE'S EXONERATED. CASE CLOSED! LIBTARDS LOSE AGAIN.
Reality: "The world's finest language experts who have spent decades - in fact, their very careers - studying Sumerian have stated there is no such term and never has been."
Trump Supporters: OH OF COURSE THOSE LIBTARD PROFESSORS WOULD SAY THAT THEY ALL HATE AMERICA AND PRESIDENT TRUMP. THEY WANT THIS COUNTRY TO FAIL.
Reality: "You do realize you people are all going to die from brain atrophy?"
Trump Supporters: QUIT WITH YOUR BIG FANCY LIBTARD ELITIST COASTAL WORDS, LIBTARD REALITY. WHAT A SNOWFLAKE!
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