So Trump Is A Billionaire And I Am Not - I Know Why

[SeaDoo77]

I never thought of screwing all the people I did business with, and after being cut off, offering to launder money for Russian Oligarchs.

Golly I'm so dumb.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. My first thought was similar: because I never stole money from anyone.

[uppityperson]

2. When he said "that's smart business" during the debate about why he paid no taxes

Cheating, lying, stealing isn't "smart" and we don't look up to him for it.

[0rganism]

3. don't underestimate the superpowers of VeryStableGeniusMan

there is very little that he can't take credit for
like this shirt for instance:

[marylandblue]

4. It's always like that for the superwealthy, unless they just live off an inheritance

Most got there by elbowing others out of the way. That's why so many of them are assholes. They were always assholes, and making a lot of money turned them in to bigger, wealthier assholes.

[PJMcK]

5. He's not a "billionaire"

He's a fraud.

Plus, Trump is an idiot.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Now that we know how much money can be made laundering Russian mob money...

How hard can it be if Trump did it?

[Ohiogal]

7. But ... but ....

The RWNJ's tell us he's a "successful businessman"! LOL LOL

[Doodley]

8. Maybe, as well, you didn't have a rich daddy.

[Ms. Toad]

9. To the extent that he actually is a billionaire,

it is because he didn't lose enough of the money his daddy left him to drop out of that category (or the $-value equivalent at the time he inherited it).