Michelle Bachman is going to be a mile from my house next weekend.

[alphafemale]

Any other DUers live within driving distance of Bluffton, SC and feel up for a little fun?

[Skidmore]

1. Bring your garlic, crucifixes, and wooden staves.

The undead will be walking your streets.

[hobbit709]

2. Isn't that within the exclusion zone?

[TomClash]

3. When she leaves

Your 15 minutes of fame will be over. :crazy:

[alphafemale]

4. What the fuck do you think I was saying?

Shit. I just meant going in Democratic or Obama T-Shirts and blowing the lid off their claims that this is a non-partisan voter registration event.

What the fuck were you even thinking I was suggesting?

[Keith Bee]

5. Uh.....throwing holy water at her?

[TomClash]

6. Sarcasm

I thought the crazy eyes would indicate that I was not serious.

No, I am not suggesting you're a Bachmann fan. Quite the opposite.

[alphafemale]

9. ok

I thought for a sec you thought I was prone to violence.

[wellstone dem]

7. That's funny, I live in her district and she hasn't been a mile

from my home since the election.

[Angry Dragon]

21. Has she even made it back to Minnesota??

Perhaps without a map she is just utterly lost.......

[surrealAmerican]

22. I'm not at all sure can read a map.

She could, maybe, hire a guide.

[Cresent City Kid]

8. I think Bose makes a good set of noise cancelling headphones

I'm sorry, but your pets are out of luck, maybe some cotton balls can soak up the ear bleeding from the shrieks.

[Buzz Clik]

10. Duct tape and plastic sheeting. It's your only chance.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. What size does she wear?

We need a snug fit.

[Buzz Clik]

14. Hm. Interesting twist, but I was talking about the Homeland Security approach. Although...

This might be a good look for her:

[pampango]

11. Saw the she was one of only 10 teabagger caucus repubs to vote against the budget deal

last night. Guess she has to play the hard-ass teabagger for whom no cut is enough.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Sell now. Today. Your property value is about to plummet.

Good luck.

[Rectangle]

15. 'Ever notice she's not in her own district talking to her

constituents and doing her job????

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Now she will claim to have visited South America.

Idiot that she is........

[Cirque du So-What]

16. Burn sage after she departs

Seriously.

http://www.evolver.net/user/movingtowardspeace/blog/ancient_art_burning_sage

Couldn't hurt!

[Le Taz Hot]

18. I just noticed your avatar!

:rofl: I know, you've probably had it up for months but I just now noticed it. Brilliant!

[Cirque du So-What]

20. Thenk yew

Not of my creation, but thanks anyway :hi:

[olegramps]

19. I hope the stench is not over-coming.

I understand there is going to be a tea-bagging contest by some gross old farts. Pictures at 10.