What are you doing for VD ?

[Omaha Steve]

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[EOTE]

1. I'm using a topical cream.

Still itches like hell, though. Ooooh, Valentines Day. Hmmmm, probably the same.

[LaurenG]

2. Antibiotics?

;)

[TZ]

13. Gardasil!

Now approved for the treatment of anal warts as well....:hide:

[CreekDog]

25. as if this thread didn't conjure up enough unwanted images

you had to post anal warts.

:eyes:

[TZ]

32. Hehe

I could have mentioned the vaginal swabs my lab used to test Gardasil.... Is that better? Pharma shills- not very romantic...:evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

30. yes!

:D

[AnneD]

3. Hubby and I have an arrangement....

I get the flowers or gift I want...



and put it on HIS card. It is very convenient for the both of us.:spray:

[EOTE]

8. I hope he at least gets the airline miles. NT.

[AnneD]

21. No Airline Miles.....

just the satisfaction of know he doesn't have to be bothered with it or ticking his wife off.

In all fairness to him, he is not from this country, he is from India, so it not in his experience. Beside, he has told me he loves me in other ways: putting new tires on my car even though the tread is more worn on his car tires, always topping off my tank even if that means he has to take the bus for the rest of the week, giving me the bulk of his paycheck and trusting me to be prudent with our household accounts, taking care of some things before I even have the chance to take care of them. He never begrudges me my mani-pedi or beauty shop appointment-he thinks that how nice I look reflects on him.

How do I return the love: making sure he has 1 or 2 lunches packed in case he works overtime, have a warm crock pot full of hot soup when he comes home in the morning (he works nights, I work days)and heat up the leftovers for my dinner, jealously guard his sleep time until he gets up, prepare his fav food-but make sure to use low cholesterol, low salt, no oil and try to have them as close to the taste he likes, do his side business books and go to his community function-even though I have plenty to do and may not really want to be there.

So what if he sleeps through the romantic weekend I planned, I am a grown woman and can take care of myself-no point at being upset. Once he almost forgot me at the Metro in Paris for a while. Our friends were horrified and ask if I was angry. I laughed and told them that while I did not speak French, he had left his wallet with me and I knew I could speak the universal language...American Express. Like I said, I can take care of myself if I need to and I never take his flubs personally. I know his true heart.

And that my friends is real love.

[Kennah]

4. Having unprotected sex with my wife

Still haven't gotten VD, so I'll soldier on.

Oh. Wait. Umm, I ordered a dozen chocolate covered strawberries from the grocery store bakery.

[truebrit71]

5. Antibiotics...

..??

[ProgressiveProfessor]

6. Practicing safe sex

[Turbineguy]

7. Wiping it

on toilet seats in restaurants frequented by republicans.:evilgrin:

[Earth_First]

9. This thread = lmao!

:rofl:

[ReggieVeggie]

29. agreed

that was my first thought as to what the OP meant :)

[damntexdem]

10. Avoiding it like the plague.

But I do have a necktie featuring a false-color photomicrograph of syphilis.

[Dappleganger]

11. Eating chocolate without the guilt.

[Codeine]

12. Regretting that night with David Vitter.

I should have guessed that wasn't "diaper rash."

[Odin2005]

14. Condoms?

:rofl:

[jobycom]

15. One of my friends posted that he was buying roses and really getting into it

since that's the day the pitchers and catchers report for his favorite baseball team. :rofl:

He's a former sports writer and a bachelor.

[DavidDvorkin]

16. I'll be making a very healthy breakfast for my wife

But I do that every morning.

[CreekDog]

17. Locking.

please see a doctor.

[madinmaryland]

18. In after the lock!

:P

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Master Key.

You lose.

[Gemini Cat]

20. Avoid it as I always do.

[PBS Poll-435]

22. I think we are going to go skating

And then have really big steaks.

(With butter)

(And a really big baked potato)

(And a really, really big piece of cheesecake)

(With strawberries. Duh)

[hootinholler]

23. Seeing a Doctor

Trying to get rid of it.

-Hoot

[HopeHoops]

24. Taking the pills and not having sex when the blisters are around.

[flvegan]

26. MrCoffee's mom.

Sigh. One of these days my snark will bring him back to DU.

[FarLeftRage]

27. Hopefully I'll never get it...

The way my life has been the last 22 years, I got not a thing to ever worry about...

[originalpckelly]

28. Trying not to pee too much.

[AsahinaKimi]

31. zOMG!

0.o"

[pokerfan]

33. Penicillin usually works

[lunatica]

34. Ask DU to be my Valentine

I'm very happily divorced and single. Shoulda done it many years earlier.

[Kaleva]

35. I'm refraining from having sex with people other then my wife. Helping to stop the spread of VD

:)

[jberryhill]

39. I am also refraining from having sex with anyone other than your wife...

[Maru Kitteh]

36. I'm ignoring it and hoping it'll go away. Does this rash look bad to you?

OK, well... maybe I'll go in tomorrow.

[CreekDog]

37. talk about VD kinda ruins the mood

don't it? :rofl:

[CreekDog]

38. If you're doing something for VD

it's pretty clear what you're doing. :D

[Omaha Steve]

40. I have no idea what your talking about :-)

At my age, nobody knows what I'm talking about either.