Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt Sample

[meegbear]

Confirming the suspicions of a New Mexico woman, a yogurt sample provided to her last month by a grocery clerk contained semen, according to test results that prompted police to secure a search warrant authorizing them to collect blood and DNA samples from the suspect.

The disclosure that the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque market tested positive for "sperm cells" and saliva is contained in a search warrant affidavit seeking blood and DNA samples from Anthony Garcia, the 31-year-old suspect.

The January 28 warrant, which was approved by a District Court judge, notes that the samples were needed to “make sure Mr. Garcia does not have any illness or disease that could harm” the victim, whose name TSG has redacted from court documents due to the nature of the incident.

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According to a police report, the 28-year-old victim was shopping with her daughter in the store’s cereal aisle when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department. After accepting Garcia’s offer of a yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted "gross and disgusting" and, cops reported, "said it tasted like 'semen.'"

In a handwritten statement, the woman said, "I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset." The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, "she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it."

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample

[cali]

1. speechless

:puke:

[arcane1]

2. As I clicked the link, my brain said "you don't want to read that"

Once again, my brain is smarter than I am :puke:

[sasha031]

3. the poor woman

there are some sick creeps out there

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[d_b]

5. ...'Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it'

trollin' hard.

[cliffordu]

Really, that's some serious trollin'

:rofl: :bounce:

[Poll_Blind]

6. The absurdity is only outweighted by the heinousness and disgusting nature of the crime.

Absolutely fucking, beyond absolutely fucking disgusting. One can only imagine this was not the first time he has done something like this and I shudder to imagine his previously unsuspecting victims.

Dude is a sexual predator in my book and he needs to have the book thrown at him like one.

Period.

PB

[Raksha]

7. That's pretty sick. n/t

[Ian David]

8. Definitely NOT The Country's Best Yogurt.

[pipi_k]

9. Thanks for validating...

my phobia of accepting food samples from random people in public places.

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[Blue Owl]

11. hold the mayo, please

n/t

[dogday]

12. Should I check the sour cream I just purchased?

Yikes....

[Liquorice]

13. I hope that disgusting perv goes to jail for a long time. What a creep! nt

[smirkymonkey]

14. I was never crazy about Yogurt, but now I'm sworn off for life. I

will never be able to stop thinking about that story. Ugh! :puke: