"President Palin, Mubarek has been overthrown and Egypt is on fire"

[Hugabear]

Palin: "Isn't that the country with all those pyramids? I don't think they'll burn down"

[RandomThoughts]

1. Correlation error: See Foundation.

[blondeatlast]

2. More like...

"bomb the crap out of it, youbetcha!"

[upi402]

3. "There's no oil there, is there?" n/t

[IDemo]

4. "Moo Barack? Who's he?"

[somone]

5. Just get water from their Panama Canal

[Hugabear]

6. "Is Egypt still a country? I thought it was just a place in the Old Testament"

"I had no idea they were still around!"

[no_hypocrisy]

7. "What's on the Lifetime Channel after this movie's over?"

[Earth Bound Misfit]

8. I'm going to Disneyworld!

[Initech]

9. Isn't that where denial isn't just a river?

[ChoppinBroccoli]

10. All These Names Are Hard To Understand. I Quit.

[Richard D]

11. That's where . . .

. . . that Charlton Moses Heston Moses Jewish guy was born.

[Leithan]

12. "Is it visible from the front porch?"

:dunce:

[sufrommich]

13. "Just like like Mayans predicted! Or maybe it was baby Jesus.

Anyways someone said it! Let the rapture begin!"

[DavidDvorkin]

14. "We need tax cuts!"

[BOG PERSON]

15. "i'm a dumb bitch and nobody should care what i have to say about anything" - sarah palin