Aurora police searching for Moron

[SoCalDem]

(best headline of the new year)


http://www.aurorasentinel.com/email_push/news/article_76635ce8-250c-11e0-b18f-001cc4c002e0.html



Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 8:12 pm

BRANDON JOHANSSON, The Aurora Sentinel | 0 comments

AURORA | Police are searching for a man with a history of domestic violence wanted on several felony charges. Joseph Moron, 35, is wanted on two warrants accusing him of felony stalking, felony violating a restraining order and felony burglary. All the charges are domestic violence related, police said.

Aurora police Sgt. Cassidee Carlson, a spokeswoman for the department, said the warrants for Moron were issued Wednesday but, despite searching, officers have not been able to find him.

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Moron frequents bars near East Iliff Avenue and South Buckley Road, Carlson said.

Police described him as a white male, 5 feet, 2 inches tall, 205 pounds with brown hair and brown eyes. State records say he has tattoos on his stomach, back and left arm.

Moron has been arrested nine times in Colorado since 2000, according to Colorado Bureau of Investigation records. The charges included larceny, burglary, domestic violence and assault. Police are asking anyone with information about Moron to call police.

[Teaser]

1. headline is funny but

would be funnier if he wasn't violent.

[WhiteTara]

2. he looks a lot bigger than a 5'2" 205 pound man n/t

[SoCalDem]

3. Maybe it's a typo & he's 6'2"

:shrug:

[LiberalEsto]

4. Maybe it's a typo and he's a Moran!

Only trouble is, it'll make the cops' job harder
because there are so many frickin' Morans.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. What did Sarah Palin do wrong in Aurora?

:shrug:

[Chorophyll]

6. Can't help laughing, but I hope they find him,

because he's clearly a dangerous person. Ugh.