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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 12:56 PM Original message |
10 Things Siri Can Do That May Surprise You |
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sharp_stick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
1. It will also help you hide a body |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. it sounds more and more like the computer on Star Trek |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
3. unrec for posting what is essentially an ad. |
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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:12 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. This is the future and it's still in its infancy. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:14 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Oh, I don't know. Didn't seem like an ad to me. I'm interested in |
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Logical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:40 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. LOL....You must be a little Apple whiner! |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 04:09 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. You must be a Apple fanatic. |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:27 AM Response to Reply #21 |
40. You must be an Apple dump-ling |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 10:18 AM Response to Reply #40 |
46. Yes I dumped the stupid Apple a long time ago. Too many |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 11:02 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. Good that you dumped the dUMb. Try a Smart Apple next time. |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 01:55 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Yes, the ones that know nothing about computers or email viruses. |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 04:01 PM Response to Reply #3 |
20. Deleted message |
IndyPragmatist (556 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 06:52 AM Response to Reply #3 |
37. It looks like the dumbing down of cell phones to me |
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Warren Stupidity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
4. When I asked it to schedule my flu shot it scheduled a sous chef |
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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:14 PM Original message |
You should have seen what it did to my request to calculate a standard deviation. |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
5. "Get your math questions answered" |
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Sgent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 08:27 PM Response to Reply #5 |
26. That surprises me |
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whistler162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
8. 6: Makes ducks and geese wanna scurry! |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 02:59 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. That's a joke that may truly be too hip for the room. |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 09:37 PM Response to Reply #15 |
32. Me too. Now I know what kind of case to put her in. |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:29 AM Response to Reply #8 |
41. ...when I take you out... |
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Earth_First (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
9. Google's Eric Schmidt admits that SIRI may be a serious competitive threat |
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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Nice piece. Thanks. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:45 AM Response to Reply #9 |
44. I think he wanted to say that to avoid being labeled a monopoly/etc (nt) |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 10:37 AM Response to Reply #9 |
48. Android's own voice control ability is excellent. |
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rjj621 (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 01:29 PM Response to Reply #9 |
51. I've had many of those same features long before Siri |
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eShirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
10. 11. Find and sterilize imperfection. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 03:09 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. LOL |
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tblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
11. I had it send a text to tell my friend that |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
14. I don't know what a "siri" is, nor do I apparently need to. Is it Tom Cruise's daughter?? |
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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 03:43 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Its a feature of the latest apple iPhone 4s. |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 09:23 PM Response to Reply #18 |
30. I have a primitive cell phone, lol, not an iphone or android. |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
19. A favorite site: Shit that Siri Says |
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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 08:18 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Well now I know why the servers are too busy. |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 12:05 AM Response to Reply #23 |
35. I guess when the NC server farm is online, there should be |
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dkf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 02:13 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. I didn't realize it wasn't up yet. |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:26 AM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Last I heard, there was little activity there, but I haven't heard much about |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 01:19 PM Response to Reply #36 |
50. More info on the solar farm |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
22. 11. Will cause me to switch from Apple to Android |
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SnakeEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 09:20 PM Response to Reply #22 |
29. incorrect |
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Major Nikon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 09:30 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. And who says it will "run like poop"? |
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SoDesuKa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
24. Siri, Suri and Souris |
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October (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 10:18 AM Response to Reply #24 |
47. LOL! That was great!!! |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
25. **** your ****? |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
27. What does it do when you tell it to go fuck itself ? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 08:29 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. "error: ports are not properly configured" nt |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 09:41 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that" |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-06-11 09:42 PM Response to Reply #27 |
34. It's a gee delight. Try "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck," etc. Or "I'm Horny." |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
38. Beam me up, Scotty |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
42. This reads like it was written by Siri. |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:34 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Hence the "essentially an ad" comment above |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-07-11 08:59 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Ah. |
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