It shouldn’t have taken this long to figure out, but the angry anti-immigration rhetoric that’s been around since just after the arrival of the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria apparently has a biological origin.
Researchers at Johns Hopkins have made undeniable connections between angry anti-immigration rhetoric and sexual arousal within a significant portion of the population suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Many cases of these sorts of sexual dysfunctions can only be cured by incoherent and illogical anti-immigrant grunts and moans (which, to no one’s surprise, are often then taken into the bedroom).
For instance:
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“Baby, tell me how much you hate amnesty.”
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“Tear that 14th Amendment up and get over here.”
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“Oh, how high do you want that border fence? Higher? Higher?”
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“I’m DEEPORTING!”
Researchers point to subtle cues observed during political campaigns that led to the research in the first place. Unexpectedly, their findings were replicated in both sexes (and, strangely enough, one crocodile (Jan Brewer)).
http://www.thedailyrefried.com/anti-immigrant-rhetoric-is-republican-viagra/