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N. Koreans Fail Steroids Test, Blame Lightning (Again)
Five members of the North Korean women's soccer team have now tested positive for steroids and been penalized by FIFA. The investigation initially returned two players, defenders Song Jong Sun and Jong Pok Sin, so the testing was expanded to the entire North Korean team. The names of the additional three players caught in the scandal will not be released until after the tournament, where North Korea's team was eliminated in the first round.
Of course, North Korea is denying that their team has taken steroids, claiming instead that the test results were affected by two unexpected factors: consuming traditional Chinese medicine, including musk deer scent glands, and the players being struck by lightning. Forget about the doping scandal, we need to investigate the freak German electrical storm giving North Koreans super strength and endurance.
Boy, that was some lightning strike. When North Korea's women's soccer team lost to USA, it blamed the lingering effects of a lightning strike from earlier in the month. Now that five of its players have tested positive for steroids at the World Cup, the team is pulling out the lightning strike excuse again, reports AP: It says players recovering from the zap took traditional Chinese medicine—specifically the extract of a gland from a musk deer—that might be confused with steroids.
"This is a shock," said FIFA's president. "We are confronted with a very, very bad case of doping and it hurts." The agency's scientists are looking into the musk deer explanation
http://www.ology.com/sports/five-north-korean-womens-soccer-players-test-positive-steroids-may-be-superheroinesI say on today's game
USA 3 Japan 1
My team already got struck by lightning early.
LOL